How can I best infiltrate the GOP on-line hive?

[usregimechange]

I want to divide and conquer.

[Hello_Kitty]

1. Racism and poor spelling should get you right in. n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Why bother?

It's an echo chamber.

If you want to do something, leaflet your community. (Check the local laws first.)

--p!

[quaoar]

3. Be over the top

Be an uberconservative.
See if you can get banned for being too racist or homophobic.

[Jon_da_brockman]

4. Ugh, dont bother

I tried, made me feel dirty, so I gave up.

[BobRossi]

5. "Red like me"

1. Have arms surgically lengthened.
2. Start Rogain treatments on knuckles.
3. Get tattoo of "Pickles" on right arm.
4. Grow mullet.
5. Learn to ask over and over "Why do lefties hate Marika?".
6. Learn to love bitter tasting Kool-Aid.
7. Stand up for the rights of all minorities to die in Iraq.
8. Don't let your 12 year old daughter smoke in front of her kids.
9. Acquire magnetic "Support the troops" ribbons for your SUV.
10.Have 98% of brain removed.

[formercia]

6. Get a partial Lobotomy.

Unfortunately it's a one way trip. You would never be able to return.

[formercia]

7. It's difficult to function in the normal world

with just a brain stem.

[Pool Hall Ace]

8. ..

• Continue the Terri Schiavo obsession, except refer to her as Terri Schindler
  
• It is OK to occasionally show a small bit of compassion for Democrats because they are "so out of touch with America"
  
• Do not concern yourself at all with proper spelling or grammar
  
• Remind any "coolaid drinking Democrates" that they need an education
  
• Practice projection - use terms like "lockstep liberals"
  
• Forget how to think critically. Everything is black and white; you're either with us, or you're a Hollywood liberal terrorist.
  

[rhett o rick]

9. I have been trying to do the same. We can't continue to poke fun at

all the Repub's, i no it is fun. We need to get the moderate Repub's away from the Reich. I know they are guilty of giving the Reich the numbers to do their damage. They are enjoying their time in the sun, even if they had to sell their souls to the devil (Rove). We need to break apart the current Repub majority and re-form the unofficial moderate middle class coalition to run this Country. Having said that (I definitely need a cig), i cant find a decent Repub blog to save my soul. If someone out there does, i would appreciate hearing.

[Lone_Wolf]

10. Just pretend to be an economic conservative and social moderate...

Establish your online credentials using that... make sure to ramble various non-sequitors like Clinton being the cause for all of today's problems.

Once you are in their good graces, use evolution and science as your wedge issue to divide them. Find a thread that is pro-creation, itelligent design, or whatever they call it now, and chastise them for being anti-science and wanting to keep us in the dark ages. Point out how an understanding of evolution has led to an understanding of genetics, molecular biology, etc.

Done correctly, I think this could divide the social conservatives and social moderates.