The Answer: George W. Bush.

[12 12 2000]

The Question:

Who do you get when you splice together the genes of Billy Sunday, Al Capone, Ken Lay, Eddie Haskel, Richie Rich, Machiavelli's Prince, and Chauncey Gardener?

Anyone beat that?
:evilgrin:

[chicagojoe]

1. I would prefer the name

the late George W. Bush. Fantasies aren't against the law, are they?

[kliljedahl]

2. Should be some female genes in there somewhere

don't you think? That'd be Nell I guess & Margaret Thatcher.

On edit: Somebody else knows the name Chauncey Gardener?
One of my favorite films ever.


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[lumberjack_jeff]

3. Lizzie Borden n/t

[12 12 2000]

4. Howz about Scarlet O'Hara?

[Poiuyt]

5. Being There with Peter Sellers

[hootinholler]

6. Don't even put Chauncey Gardener in that group.

I find that offensive to the character who was simple, but pure. Forrest Gump would be a better ficticious character to obtain DNA from.

-Hoot

[12 12 2000]

7. The point is...

that Chauncey was put into the presidency, if you recall, by outside powers - he was just an empty vessel that bobbed along the human currents who took him there. Bush is a simpleton whom the monied elite put into power just because he was there (and being his father's son didn't hurt :)

[kliljedahl]

8. That's why I picked Nell

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