Great News for Conservatives and Free Republic Members

[BOSSHOG]

The Army, failing in its efforts to meet recruiting goals is now retaining Alcohol and Drug Abusers, those overweight and poor performers. What a great day for conservatives in America. You might now have a chance to patriotically serve your country. The obvious next step for the Army is to start recruiting alcoholics, drug abusers, obese bubbas and those who can't get the job done. Why with some good conservative luck, the Army will be looking for pedophiles soon. Just another news tidbit that is george bush's legacy. Yes it really does suck being a conservative in America today.

http://www.slate.msn.com/id/2120146/nav/ais/

Against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Does that mean they've recruited Rush?

[XanaDUer]

3. ROTFLMAO!

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

2. Boy am I glad that I signed up for the draft board

:)

[BR_Parkway]

4. Queers. of course, are still booted out. With the Young ReThug

Convention coming up in July in Las Vegas, Rummy should be able to have enough people sign up that first night to eliminate all previous months that were below expectations.

[edbermac]

5. Time for GWB to put all the Air National Guard training to use...

Ever see Independence Day? See President Bill Pullman hop into his jet fighter and kick alien butt?

Come on George!! Go for it!!

[Vickers]

6. There's still that pesky ASVAB obstruction hindering them

:spank:

[Triana]

7. Absolutely. Let all those 'patriotic' Repugs...

...go into the Army and to Iraq and Afghanistan, and to Iran.

In Mike Malloy's words: "Why aren't you dead? If you think dying for your country, no matter under what (false) pretense (ie: LIE) is so all-fired patriotic, why aren't you dead?"

[moobu2]

8. I was listening to American [Nazi] Family Radio

The other day and heard several ads for joining the military service. Wonder if appealing to the brainwashed fundie's has been a successful strategy? I kinda doubt it. I also wonder how many politician or religious leader war supporters who have sons of legal age to join the military, have joined. I wouldnt think that number was to high either.

[BOSSHOG]

9. Don't you just love listening to that crap?

I check in about five minutes a day to reconfirm what I already know, AFR is all hate all the time and in the name of Jesus Christ. Their loyal listeners are cowards who hate the Constitution; ignorant white trash who believe stuff and know very little. Their beliefs are their crutch because they have nothing else. Pardon the rant, but they piss me off terribly bad.