Guess what company Sensenbrenner is heir to?

[PlanetBev]

Kotex. I kid you not. They were talking about that creep today on Ian Masters show on KPFK(Pacifica) and they just happened to mention that he is heir to the sanitary napkin fortune.

No wonder he always looks like he has cramps.

[AtLiberty]

1. LOL

:D

[Wetzelbill]

2. yeah I read that the other day

I could make a tasteless joke but I better not. :)

[acmavm]

3. No, no, by all means, go ahead. Somehow I find it's poetically just

that Kotex is the family business.

[NMDemDist2]

22. OK that's interesting to know and I know how difficult it will be but

PLEASE think before you post.

It's such an easy target I know...... :evilgrin:

[Sparkly]

4. Husb told me that.

I thought at first he was kidding.

Apparently it's not something Sensenbrenner likes to discuss... Shhh...

[PlanetBev]

5. Boy, I know what I'd like to Fed-Ex to his office

I've got a head full of ideas on how to piss him off, but I'm trying not to go there.

[Sparkly]

6. Tell me about it!

"I'm enclosing a new idea for your gavel..."

[noamnety]

7. The entire right wing

is funded by blood money.

[PlanetBev]

9. A rimshot for you, iwfern!

Wish I'd thought of that one.

[uppityperson]

13. Good. n/t

[dchill]

19. Took me a while...

to ABSORB that. (Not)

[noamnety]

25. And the left wing

has been removed from the product entirely.

[pnorman]

8. Here's what I just Googled:

>
>
The Post noted that Sensenbrenner is "the heir to a paper fortune." It's a little more interesting than that. Sensenbrenner's family money comes from Kotex per Legal Times:

His family fortune derived from his great-grandfather, Frank J. Sensenbrenner, who invented the Kotex feminine hygiene product shortly after World War I, then used the money from that venture to become Kimberly Clark's largest single shareholder and eventually its CEO.

Word on the Hill is that if you really want to piss off Sensenbrenner, call him "Tex." So, henceforth on Americablog, he is "Tex."
>
>

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/06/wash-post-covers-tex-sensenbrenners.html

so "Tex" it is from now on!

pnorman

[PlanetBev]

11. I propose a march to his office

Show up at his office with Kotex napkins on our heads and demand an apology.

More importantly, make sure the media is there.

[Submariner]

10. He must have a Maxi-pad for a brain

after the stunt he pulled shutting off debate last week.

[fortyfeetunder]

15. How about permanent PMS?

He never impressed me as being sensible...wonder if the hormones are acting up....

[Clark2008]

17. No. If he had a Maxi-Pad for a brain, he'd retain something.

*rim shot*

[Name removed]

12. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[tsuki]

14. That's why we call him Tex.

[dooner]

21. Aha! n/t

[Name removed]

16. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Burried News]

18. Probably sending them to Iraq as First Aide kits at 100 x Cost..

[FrenchieCat]

20. I'd like to see him

put one of those in his pie hole!

[LittleClarkie]

23. I have this image now of John Lennon with a Kotex on his head

sigh.

So, should we send Sensen a bottle of Midol?

What can we do for him on those days when he's not feeling "fresh."

[UnityDem]

24. "We will have no leaks out of this

committee. Meeting adjourned."