Drinking game for tonight's speech

[AUYellowDog]

Take 1 drink for every time the following is said or shown:

hard work
tough
thugs
smirking
stay the course

Take 2 drinks for everytime the following is said or shown:

the American flag (unless there's one behind him)
a link is made between Iraq's independance and the 4th of July
Cheney or a senior cabinet official is shown
transfer of sovereignty

Finish your drink if the following is said or shown:

setting an exit date
giving an exit strategy
he's wearing any sort of military uniform
he says "God Bless America"
Supreme Court is mentioned

Stop drinking if any of the following is said or shown (you've had too much):

He admits he's wrong
He gives up
He makes sense

Brandon

[DesEtoiles]

1. add "shake our will"

[Hippo_Tron]

2. I think that I'd die of alcohol poisoning if I played this

Then again, I don't think that I can watch moron in chief talk for more than 2 minutes without having something to drink.

[DesEtoiles]

3. "the world is better off without Saddam"

[Proud_Lefty]

4. LOL

Hope you don't mind. I'm sending this out to all my friends. Too funny.

[calimary]

5. Like this!

I won't be drinking. I'll be taking notes - that is - when I'm NOT making my middle finger work overtime...

[DesEtoiles]

6. every time you see the receiver or wire under his suit jacket

[SteppingRazor]

7. I, SteppingRazor, do solemnly swear to play this game tonight.

... with a bottle of Chivas Regal. Will post the results tomorrow.

[AUYellowDog]

9. I'm going to post them tonight

but most people won't be able to read it most likely, unless they are fluent in drunkenese.

Brandon

[quaoar]

8. Or beter yet, donate $1 to the DNC

for every lie he tells.

[fooj]

10. Hell, we'd be rich!

peace.

[Ready4Change]

11. Overtime drinking game.

Take a drink if a talking head announcer says:

"He was in top form tonight."

"He made a strong case for..."
(staying the course in Iraq, or
Doing all we can to protect our families against gay marriage, or
Protecting that gains made so far by making his tax cuts permament, or
Creating a future by privatizing social security)

"He's a clear communicator"

"He showed why so many voted for him last Novemeber"

Finish your drink (while you still can) if a talking head says:

"He made a clear case for acting swiftly and pre-emptively against "
(Iran, or Syria, or Korea)

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. Should we add an extra inning for Freep callers on C-SPAN?

"God made this great Christian man President"

"If John Kerry had been elected, them goddamn insurgents would have bombed the east coast by now"

"Why do the Libruls keep lyin about what a Great Christian Man our pResident is??"

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[unhappycamper]

13. Better make sure you are staying where you are. Your designated

driver is gonna get zonked by the fumes.

[realFedUp]

14. say the word "shame" every time he says "9/11" nt

[Botany]

15. Drink when he pats his "air dog."

W when speaking seems in the last year or so to be going downhill.
Watch his speech and see if he does not try to pat a pretend dog
with his right hand as he trying to "catapult the propaganda."

His shoulders slump and he starts an up and down motion w/ his
right hand as if he has a large dog right next to him. I call that
tic "patting his air dog."

"Terrorists fear freedom and democracy ...... pat pat pat ...... and I
will not have the will of our freedom fighters shaken by ....... pat pat pat.....
terrorists who have fears." pat pat pat

[Patty Diana]

16. rape rooms always brings a smirk to his face

[Guaranteed]

17. Alright, I'll do it.

Gonna be tough gettin' to work tomorrow, though. I know it. ;)

[Cocoa]

18. every time he giggles inappropriately n/t