Recruiting Stations across America unindated with ENLISTEES

[opihimoimoi]

Hours after Bushies speech, the Numbers of enlistees went up through the roof.... Thousands per hour were signing up to battle the evil Terrah....

People believed the Preszident. Such is his POWER of CONVINCING us of his mettle....

[wakeme2008]

1. what have you been smoking

:rofl:

[TomClash]

2. And to complete the myth

Many were the sons and daughters of conservative christians and wealthy Republicans.

[Meeker Morgan]

5. Conservative Christians and wealthy Republicans.

Wealthy Republicans, no.

But a lot of poor conservative Christians do buy into it and enlist.

OK, not enough for W.

[chelsea0011]

3. and so many were from red states that they all turned blue

and then Alice began to tumble down a long tunnel.

[opihimoimoi]

4. Long lines around the block have formed, many waiting for up to 12 hours

to enlist.

Asked "Why?"....Most gave credit to THE SPEECH..."It was so Inspiring I had to Join...."

[fasttense]

6. The Presidential twins were first in line. n/t

[bklyncowgirl]

8. Beat me to it, Damn. nt

[chelsea0011]

12. still holding their cocktails from 4AM closing call

ity brought a tear to my eye

[Swamp Rat]

7. Stay the course... obey... procreate... consume...

[Xipe Totec]

9. Unindated? what a perfect new word!

It just drips with meaning.

I wish I had thought of it.

[opihimoimoi]

10. Better than inundate? LOL, My bad...shoulda checked.....

[Xipe Totec]

16. No, no! You hit it on the head; unindate is perfect

It is a faux Bushism, it means the opposite of what is intended, and it leaves that Orwellian aftertaste, like sucking on an old penny.

I think I'll start using it in conversation.

:thumbsup:

[opihimoimoi]

17. Good Luck is when a fuck up turns out GOOD, sometimes,..... more than GOOD

Come, we go eat Pookiesnackenburgers from OMAHA.....

[CWebster]

11. Classic smirking chimp

What else is there to say?

[opihimoimoi]

13. Yup, predictable too. But the fake applause revealed was a HOOT

Fake audiences, fake Town Meetings, fake polls, fake ManHOOD, fake Bravado, fake Machoism, fake reasons, fake BS, and now, fake clapping.

Bush the FAKE does it again....

[formercia]

14. Fearless Leader lives up to his name.

Would you send your son or daughter in his place?

[opihimoimoi]

15. Some position in the Service will be found for them...where its safe

and they can continue with their daily shit...like daddy did...

[OneTwentyoNine]

18. Did that hot looking cha-cha kid of Jeb's run down and sign up??

Yeah....didn't think so.

[opihimoimoi]

19. No Evidence to date of any Bush sign ups....

Forget holding yo breath.....

[Warren DeMontague]

20. And the College Republicans issued, in chorus: "We're right behind you!"

...Like, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind you.