A Conversation With Scott McClellan.

[elperromagico]

Q: How's the weather, Scott?

A: I haven't had an opportunity to see the weather today but I believe it's sunny.

Q: No... looks like it might rain.

A: Pessimism like that won't make the sun shine.

Q: Even the weatherman on TV says it's going to rain. 60% chance. What do you think of that?

A: I haven't seen that quote but I think the weatherman was referring to a generic rainy day rather than any specific day.

Q: Actually, I remember exactly what the weatherman said ---

A: I believe it's sunny and so do all of my friends.

(Thunder)

Q: Did you hear that?

A: That thunder means the sun's about to come out.

(Scott walks outside. Raindrops start to fall)

Q: Scott, what are you doing?

A: I'm enjoying this wonderful sunshine.

Q: But you're getting all wet! Come inside!

A: Oh, this sunshine is wonderful. I can feel my skin tanning already.

[sabra]

1. excellent, thanks for the laugh!

[elperromagico]

4. I made some minor additions right at the end.

Hope it doesn't ruin the spirit of the thing.

[katinmn]

2. LOL!

I'll be so glad when that inept little creep is gone with the rest of them.

[MazeRat7]

3. A little family history....

It was pointed out to me the other day that boy Scott is the son of a long time established Texas politician. One that once was a Democrat and then switched parties so she could be in the graces of the power elite down here.

Who you ask... Well the lady that might run for governer... None other than our own
Carol Keaton, aka - Carol McClellan... aka- Carol Rylander...aka- Carol Strayhorn

No wonder he is so messed up... mama's got a new last name every few years....

*geeesh.

MZr7

[lachattefolle]

8. It's those Republican family values in action!

[mcctatas]

13. Sounds like we need to protect the "sanctity of marriage"

from booze soaked social climbers like Mama Mcclellan, not gay people and their "agenda".:evilgrin:

[grace0418]

5. LOL! God what it must be like

to be such a baffoon. Do you think he knows what an ass he's making of himself and he just doesn't care or do you think he actually believes the shit that spews from his piehole?

[driver8]

10. He is protecting his "fearless" leader...it doesn't matter if he

believes what he says as long as the Fuhr...I mean, the president is safe from the big, bad reporters.

[grace0418]

12. Well, either way, I think he should be carted off to jail

with the rest of that vile administration.

[oxbow]

6. One day he's just going to havea stroke onstage

as his brain commits ritual suicide rather than trying to reconcile one more bs lie

[wallwriter]

7. And if there is rain, it's because of

terrorists who hate freedom and hate America...

[DebJ]

9. You forgot, how does he say that, "We've already addressed

that issue", and "That's hypothetical. We don't answer hypothetical questions."

[elperromagico]

11. Kick.

:D

[Swamp Rat]

14. LOL! n/t

:D