Adam Felber rallies the troops in New Hampshire

[AmericanErrorist]

We've come a long way. We had to skip Iowa due to lack of funds, and even our presence here in New Hampshire is limited to these pretend New Hampshire town hall speeches that exist only on my website. Butt I'm here to tellya that Adam Felber is not giving up, Adam Felber is not backing down, and Adam Felber is going wind up on top this Tuesday! ...
Finally, I have a message for our so-called President, George W. Bush. I've been watching you. I saw how you took on Al Gore in 2000, I know your tactics, and when I'm the nominee, you're not gonna have such an easy time almost winning the election! For every vague position you take, I will be vaguer; for every expensive and ultimately unfundable proposal you make, I will propose twice as much; for every flash of contempt you show for articulate and well-thought-out criticism, I will be a veritable mime show of smirks, chuckles, and eye-rolls; for every complex issue that you airbrush down to simple, ultimately meaningless black-and-white "principles," I will be simpler, dumber, folksier, and more contemptuous of anything that even smacks of rational political discourse, all the time pursuing an agenda so self-serving and destructive that you won't know what hit you!

http://www.felbers.net/mt/archives/001717.html

[mb7588a]

1. Felber is brilliant. nt.