Faux News really blew it this time

[peaches2003]

Just was broadcasting a live Tony Blair speech. As much as I despise him for being a poodle, the man can speak. FN leaves Blair to go to a live Chimp speech, going on right now. What a contrast! Chimp is speaking in his unintelligible accent, leaning on the podium, and can barely pronounce the words he is reading. Just thanked Quantico for allowing him to ride his bike there!

What an effing embarrassment after listening to Blair. FN better be more careful next time.

[napi21]

1. Is there ANY public figure who is a worse speaker than Shrub?

I'm thinking............

NOPE, an't think of any!!!

[Beaver Tail]

6. Is there ANY public figure who is a worse speaker than Shrub?

Yes

Canadas former PM - Jean Chretien

A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is
a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven

Yes he DID say that

That was an efing embarassment

[tanyev]

10. Good grief.

Sounds like he and Rumsfeld had the same tutor.

[Ian David]

9. Thinking.... thinking.... hmmm.... Ringo Starr?

Boomhauer?

Ozzy Ozbourne?

[Citizen Jane]

11. Nope

I can actually follow them better than I can the Shrub.

In fact, Boomhauer is, in my personal opinion, a much more sophisticated thinker than Shrub as well!

[GoBlue]

2. You know what FN response would be...

Blow me! Hehehe

[JohnnyBoots]

3. CNN and MSNBC cut off Tony too.

[sui generis]

4. a speaking poodle and a village idiot

what will they think of next, a reality show about a bunch of crazed self centered histrionic weirdos all alone on an island somewhere? A dwarf bachelor looking for the perfect swedish "babe" to marry?

The Poodle and Village Idiot are just made for TV - except in this one we get to go invade countries and murder people and shit.

Yee freaking haw.

[jojo54]

5. Leaning on the podium....

more proof that he's nothing but a drunken idiot. It's his "mandate" for getting through each day. Damn, I wish someone in the WH would turn on him and show receipts for all the booze that's bought each week, WITH OUR MONEY!!

[Frederik]

7. The contrast is painful to behold

And what's with the "civilized world" all the time? "It's an attack on the civilized world". Exactly what part of the world does the president consider un-civilized? It's them countries down there where the Musulmen live, isn't it Mr President?

And he actually repeated this idiocy of fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. He had the nerve to say we're bringing PEACE to the Middle East. Uh, no Mr President. We're bringing death, destruction and despair to the Middle East.

They're killers. They continue to KILL. They attack the civilized world. They're our enemies. Can't negotiate with'em. Gotta kill'em. Fight'em down there in the uncivilized world so they don't come here and KILL us.

What a raving moron.

[peaches2003]

8. He reached a new low!

He couldn't pronounce 'nuclear' incorrectly! In other words, the whole thing is an act- he almost said nuclear and then stumbled around to say 'nucular'.

[Village Idiot]

12. Did the boys at Quantico...

cover every sharp corner on the base with foam rubber?

[Patiod]

13. We don't need us none of that fancy book learnin'

like that stuffy Limey.

Our Prezdent talks like a real 'muricin!!!!

[bixente]

14. I would understand if English was not his first language.

Honestly, Thierry Henry & Arsene Wenger can speak far, far better English than Bush can.