Where are the Rove jokes?

[displacedtexan]

I need Rove jokes in my life.

Has Leno told any good ones?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?

(Disclaimer: I wish to GAWD that Ben Stein hadn't been cast in that role!
I love that scene!)

[medeak]

1. Daily Show was good

here it is... via www.crooksandliars.com

Rove gets the DS Treatment
You knew it was coming. A week off to unveil a new studio.

Video-WMP

Video-QT

Our favorite characters are all there. Novak, Joe, Karl, Judith, Scotty, Bush, Michael, Cruise and more...

[DanCa]

2. His flesh color hair scares me so much

I dont want it to come after me. So ill pass on t he jokes for now jk :D

[medeak]

4. hey Dan!

good to watch comedy! ;-)

[DanCa]

5. Lol D:)

I cant fight the world. As much as I would like to.

[medeak]

11. oh yes you can

you are a force of nature!

[medeak]

3. some good toons posted today

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4098657

[Tom Joad]

6. Play the Rove Death Watch Game, and invite your friends!

This is a game for the whole family. Just submit your guess and watch for the resignation/indictment!

Karl Roves political days are numbered. The outting of a CIA agent is not only a felony, it is something many conservatives will not abide by. And progressives see this as yet another example of Roves attempt to attack on those who are critical of this administration.

Now you can play the pundit, the fortune teller for a world that eagerly awaits the end of the notorious Rove.

Submit your guess here and compete with people from all over the planet to see who comes closest to guessing the correct date and time of political death of Karl Rove. Winner gets a nation free of the political crimes of Karl Rove. Isn't that enough? And, yeah, free bragging rights too!

You must play here:
http://www.tomjoad.org/rovedeathwatch.htm

Spread the word.

Tom
tomjoad.org/rovedeathwatch.htm

[Contrary1]

8. Welcome aboard Tom...

Guys, check out his website. Great stuff! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[LSK]

9. welcome to DU!!

Your going to love it here!

[medeak]

12. welcome Tom!

you are an asset here!

[LSK]

7. what does Karl Roves answering machine say?

I'm not here right now, but if you leave your name, I will be sure to leak it.


Randi told that one yesterday.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

10. Bush firing Rove

would be like Charley McCarthy(ventriloquist dummy) firing Edgar Bergen (ventriloquist).



Al Franken show from someone who heard it elsewhere.

[applegrove]

13. How many Rove's does it take to change a light bulb?

Rove just put the light bulb up into the socket (he had no intension of changing it). Democrats must have snuck up & turned the ladder while he was minding his own business. He didn't fix anything.

[fob]

14. Actually rove told the reporter about the "glass orb that emits light"

so he's not sure who disclosed the location of the "light bulb", (edit)besides that "glass orb that emits light" hasn't been under a cover for over 5 years.


On Randi Rhodes yesterday: You know who's really nervous about the karl rove investigation? The Space Shuttle crew.

[XemaSab]

15. What's an anagram for rove?

.

[LittleClarkie]

16. I liked the one here the other day

That Rove could advertise for Depends undergarments, guaranteed to stop leaks.