The truth about Democrats and Republicans

[Behind the Aegis]

A friend just sent this to me in an email...I just had to share!

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.29 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "YOU must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

The balloonist answered, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "YOU must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where your going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

:spray:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. Hey, I got that email and forwarded it today too.

Thought it was pretty good.

[CoffeeCat]

2. Damn! That was spot on!!! Nominated. Thanks 4 that.

[bigwillq]

3. That's a great one!

Read it before but it always makes me laugh!:hi:

[chimpymustgo]

4. Spot on.

Sounds like a joke Bill Clinton would tell (with glee).

[bonofor prez]

5. too funny

I'll have to tell my republican't brother that one.

But let's admit it...sometimes we waste our time trying to explain the various ins and outs of the complexities of issues and forget that they wouldn't be republican'ts if they understood in the first place.