Aruba ..... Aruba ..... Aruba ..... Aruba ....... Shark

[Stinky The Clown]

All the cable yak shows ...... Natalee ...... Emily (the hurricaine) ...... Natalee ........ Aruba ...... Natalee .......

Where's a damn shark when ya need one ...... ?

[KLF44]

1. In Texas

A girl was attacked.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Just when you think it is

safe to go back to the MSM..... then this....

[Sugarcoated]

8. As always, I jumped from CNN to MSNBC

Joe Scarborough leads with the Aruba story like it's breaking news for, like, the fourth week and I just laughed out loud. When, or why did his show schuck politics for tabloid style? Is it for ratings? I call Faux the 24 hour missing person's network.

[Mythsaje]

3. For some reason I was thinking of

"land shark!"

(my apologies to anyone who isn't an old SNL fan who doesn't recognize the reference).

[liberalfriend]

5. candy gram....

[WillyT]

12. Half-A-Gram !!!

:evilgrin:

[Stinky The Clown]

6. huh?

:)

[Mythsaje]

9. LOL

That brings back good memories.

[BrklynLiberal]

10. It was the late great...

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Ohferkrissakes .... now Scarblow is doing the misisng HUSBAND story

They guy on the Med cruise on his honeymoon .......

Hey .... uh ....... Joe ....... ?

Y'ever hear of **news** ...... ya fuckwad.

[skooooo]

7. Knock Knock!

Land shark!

[Algorem]

11. Space Shuttle might take off,keep your eyes on the Space Shuttle.

Citizens,do not take your eyes off of the Space Shuttle!

[Sean Reynolds]

13. Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you

Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why don’t we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
There’s a place called kokomo
That’s where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We’ll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why don’t we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
We’ll get there fast
And then we’ll take it slow
That’s where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

We’ll put out to sea
And we’ll perfect our chemistry
By and by we’ll defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why don’t we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
We’ll get there fast
And then we’ll take it slow
That’s where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why don’t we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
We’ll get there fast
And then we’ll take it slow
That’s where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why don’t we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo