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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:35 AM
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Idiot Son: Scared shitless
Imagine how wobbly and knock-kneed idiot son is feeling these days.

His numbers are way down in the southern hemisphere and heading even further south ... to the rarefied latitudes of the Nixon numbers, perhaps.

The invincible armor of his administration is cracked, rusty, creaky, and stiffened at the joints.

The crown jewel of his foreign policy, the War in Iraq®, is more quagmire than success.

His famously endearing Secretary of Defense is now seen as little more than a crotchety, feeble, grumpy old man.

His co president, the manipulator of the puppet strings, is deliciously befeebled by a life of fatness and evil. Add to his arrhythmic ticker an enlarged colon and every sadist in the country is smiling and enjoying a woody the likes of which they've not had for years.

But none of this affects the 'beloved' Alfred E. Newman of politics. Oh no. He was who he was before he threw himself in league with these people.

But there's one person who was with him even before he became him ......

What scares idiot son shitless is the political lobotomy that faces him. Idiot Son is about to lose his beloved Turd Blossom.

Payback's a bitch, Georgie ........ you sorry motherfucker.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:40 AM
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1. I wonder -- do his handlers keep him so isolated
that he doesn't even know enough to be as scared as he should be? He says he doesn't read newspapers; his public appearances are restricted to audiences of Bushbots; protesters are kept away from the routes of his motorcades. It's entirely possible that he thinks America loves his ass.
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FloridaPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:42 AM
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2. I was thinking the same thing. Plus, if he only talks to God, then
he might be following that voice.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:46 AM
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6. Me three.
I doubt that Bubble Boy gets told very much.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:44 AM
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4. He knows ........
Watch how he blows off the 'reporters' who question him as he prances over to Marine One to head for a 'public' appearance.

He knows ......
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 10:09 AM
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12. Yeah, at least Reagan pretended he couldn't hear them
Or maybe he really couldn't, the old fart.

btw, decent rant.
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:52 AM
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8. I think he figures this won't stick either.
And I wonder myself. He's committed so many atrocities, like lying to go to war, that this probably seems trivial to him. Problem is, he messed with the CIA this time. That could be the Achilles Heel of this adm.

Ocelot, btw, have you ever seen a domesticated cat called Bengal? They have been bred from a wild cat that looks just like an ocelot, only smaller. I love those Bengal cats.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:54 AM
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9. I've seen pictures of Bengals.
Beautiful critters.
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:59 AM
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11. Yes, they are.
The wild cat they have been bred from is an Asian leopard cat. They have those puffy whisker pads like wild cats, and I understand that they love to swim!
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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:44 AM
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3. "Cooper! I thought you'd be in jail by now." Out of the loop?
Sounds like Johnnie Walker Bush knew exactly what was going on.

To me, it indicates that Bush is letting Cooper know he is aware of his legal jeopardy and suggesting he protect that source all the way to jail.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:52 AM
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7. I like the Johnnie Walker Bush reference
Edited on Sun Jul-17-05 09:52 AM by DoYouEverWonder
I guess he's just an Amercian boy.

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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:55 AM
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10. I thought it was "Jack Daniels Bush."
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 11:03 AM
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14. Nah, he was a Beam boy...
The only thing I can say to his credit was that he prefered real Bourbon Whiskey to that filtered Tennessee swill.
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bunny planet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 10:36 AM
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13. What an arrogant SOB little Georgie is. He actually makes fun of someone's
facing jail time to protect his criminal West wing gang.

His Fraudulency is such a disgrace.
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ladjf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-17-05 09:45 AM
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5. Alfred E. Newman is not worried.
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