Ann Coulter on "Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/welcome.cgi

Karl Rove was right. The real story about Joseph C. Wilson IV was not that Bush lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa; the story was Clown Wilson and his paper-pusher wife, Valerie Plame. By foisting their fantasies of themselves on the country, these two have instigated a massive criminal investigation, the result of which is: The only person who has demonstrably lied and possibly broken the law is Joseph Wilson. So the obvious solution is to fire Karl Rove.

Clown Wilson thrust himself on the nation in July 2003 when he wrote an op-ed for The New York Times claiming Bush had lied in his State of the Union address. He said Bush was referring to Wilson's own "report" when Bush said: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." But that is not what Wilson says he found! Thus, his column had the laughably hubristic title, "What I Didn't Find in Africa." (Once I couldn't find my car for hours after a Dead show. I call the experience: "What I Didn't Find in San Francisco.")

Driven by that weird obsession liberals have of pretending they are Republicans in order to attack Republicans, Wilson implied he had been sent to Niger by Vice President Dick Cheney. Among copious other references to Cheney in the op-ed, Wilson said that CIA "officials asked if I would travel to Niger to check out the story" that Saddam Hussein had attempted to buy uranium from Niger, "so they could provide a response to the vice president's office."

Soon Clown Wilson was going around claiming: "The office of the vice president, I am absolutely convinced, received a very specific response to the question it asked, and that response was based upon my trip out there." Dick Cheney responded by saying: "I don't know Joe Wilson. I've never met Joe Wilson. I don't know who sent Joe Wilson. He never submitted a report that I ever saw when he came back." Clown Wilson's allegation that Cheney had received his (unwritten) "report" was widely repeated as fact by, among others, The New York Times.

[rooboy]

1. Ann 'Original Sin' Coulter.... the one who swallowed the apple. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

25. And the apple stuck in her throat

[Bethany Rockafella]

2. I was wondering when this woman would comment on on Traitorgate.

She never disappoints.

[3days]

3. Hey look

a horse

[bahrbearian]

4. So she admits it ,but its no big deal.

"Bush lied about Saddam seeking uranium in Africa"

[adarling]

5. trash trash trash

we need to take her out someday, man she drives me nuts. But i guess that is her point so i will just continue to laugh at how crazy and f**ked up this woman is.:puke:

[masshole]

15. "take her out" ??

As offensive and idiotic as her ramblings may be, I can't believe you advocate eliminating her ability to express herself.

That IS what you mean, RIGHT?







edit:sp

[adarling]

32. oh no

i was just kidding, i know better than anyone, thank god we are aloud to let some crazy person rant away. Its their right in this country as a citizen. I was just poking fun.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. By take her out I thought you meant on a date

The woman probably hasn't had sex in a long time. She needs to get laid badly.

I wouldn't do it however for fear she'd pull a Lorena Bobbit.

[Imagevision]

50. Clown Coulter: Male or female??

[Tin Man]

59. I think she may have been in the Seinfeld "Man Hands" episode.

Lookit them paws - they're huge!

[Dulcinea]

56. What a skank.

She's way too old to dress like a 22-year-old club girl. She looks like a pathetic drag queen.

You can see the veins in the back of her hands...a sure sign of aging!

[jonkronz2003]

6. Proof positive

Ann Coulter just poves the point that circular reasoning is indeed a physical ailment. Her neurons (all three) are connected in a feedback loop..................

[KC21304]

7. Gee whiz, Ann can read talking points.

I've heard several other rightwingnuts use the clown word referring to Wilson. What an ASS.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. That was my first thought.

I'm telling you, folks, be on the lookout:

Now that Annie has written her "Clown Wilson" vanity piece, look for one from Michelle Malkin. SOON.

:evilgrin:

[wug37]

18. She can read?

[Lord_StarFyre]

8. mAnn Coulter needs to STFU

http://www.straponvets.com/

[JuniperLea]

35. that adams apple

really freaks me out!

clown wilson? people in glass houses....

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. "She's MAN, baby!"

[Blue_Roses]

11. I can't stand this pompous, arrogant

anorexic *****.

[LeftNYC]

12. Anyone read 'Blinded By The Right' by David Brock

Brock was a hatchet man for the right, now he runs mediamatters.org. He was friends with Coulter for awhile. In the book, he talks about how Coulter had a romantic tryst with Bob Guccione Jr.(son of Penthouse publisher) and how much of an anti-semite she is.

[DinahMoeHum]

23. Should also read "Sex, Lies & Politics" by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt.

Flynt has referred to Coulter as a "fag hag" and says she has a thing about gay men.

Link: (need day pass from Salon)
http://archive.salon.com/books/int/2004/07/08/flynt/print.html

(snip)
Q. You mention Ann Coulter several times in your book. Did she really have an affair with Bob Guccione?

A. Bob Guccione Jr., who was the publisher of Spin magazine. And she was dating him. I find it hard to believe that any man could screw Ann Coulter, but they were having an affair.

Q. I had the vibe when I was talking with her that she was in the closet, fulfilling some sort of Republican sexual irony.

A. You know, I call her a fag hag. She does like to hang out with gay guys a lot.
(snip)


:evilgrin:

[zinndependence]

49. I started reading it several years ago...

It made me so angry I had to stop....perhaps "angry" isn't the best word....I was totally freaked out by the money, tactics, etc. used by the far-right to completely and utterly destroy the left. Scary stuff. After reading most of it, gone was my innocence!

[Flying Dream Blues]

13. I guess she thinks she has a good read on what others might be

pretending to be. Can you say projection?? What a b****!

[HR_Pufnstuf]

14. please oh please oh please..

I AM pretty right? right?

[jojo54]

16. I never pay attention to her anymore.

She's trash as far as I'm concerned. She's on a one-way street to hell and I on the sidewalk waving buh-bye.

[Old and In the Way]

17. Has that pic been photo-shopped?

That arm length looks un-natural...and those knuckles on those masculine hands look like they may have callouses. She certainly qualifies as a Alpha-Female in my book.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

22. I don't think so...the freepers post it when they want a "Hot Ann" pic

...and if you really want a laugh, right-click on it AND CHECK THE FILE NAME:

"AnnCoulterMmmm.JPG"

:evilgrin:

[rasputin1952]

29. That pic screeches Freud...The shadows of bottles in the background,

the entranceway, the animal skin covered seat, the 'coy' way she is sitting, the "come hither" look of the set...oh crap...I am truly sick...:crazy:

[OzarkDem]

54. Her big hands

and arms - she really does look "mannish".

[TroglodyteScholar]

57. For her height...

...she is incredibly skinny. I wouldn't be surprised if she's underweight. It's one thing in a photo (media hypes tiny women, etc), but when someone looks like that in person, you begin to worry about them.

[hnsez]

19. She can unhinge that jaw and swallow household pets whole

[fudge stripe cookays]

53. Snork....

:rofl: !!!!

You owe me a new monitor, hn.

FSC

[peacetalksforall]

20. She really had to bend and twist on that one. Her zenith. n/t

[peacetalksforall]

21. See hat I mean when I say pelvic length skirts. They should

photograph her standing next to a blue blood Republican female with silver hair, pearls, a trim suit and expensive shoes.

[Greeby]

24. Reminds me of........

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again :P

[bunny planet]

26. Oops, she's got man hands too.

One of the nice side benefits of this administration going down and Faux news following suit will be never having to listen to Mann Coulter spew her bile ever again. I never watch her but clips of her hate filled crap are always being played on progressive talk radio.

[DrFunkenstein]

27. Office of VP Isn't Cheney - It's "Scooter" Libby (His Chief of Staff)

Dick Cheney responded by saying: "I don't know Joe Wilson (personally). I've never met Joe Wilson (personally). I don't know who sent Joe Wilson (probably true, but unimportant). He never submitted a report that I ever saw when he came back (I saw a synopsis, which is technically not his submitted report)."

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(W)hen a reporter asked about Libby, McClellan cut him off with a non-response.

"Does know whether or not the vice president's chief of staff, Lewis Libby ..." the reporter began. McClellan interrupted: "Do you have any specific information to bring to my attention? Like I said, there has been nothing that's been brought to our attention."

By all accounts, Libby was certainly at the heart of the administration's high-level arm-twisting in the intelligence community, trying to massage evidence to make the case that Iraq was an imminent danger to the world.

The source "is no partisan gunslinger," according to Novak's Wednesday column. That description would certainly rule out the hyper-political Rove. The "no partisan gunslinger" tag fits Libby better. A consummate Washington Republican insider, Libby rarely throws bombs in the press, or parades in front of the talking-head cameras. Instead, he's considered a behind-the-scenes power broker who bounces back and forth between senior government jobs and his lucrative Beltway law practice.

According to a Wednesday USA Today article, "Vice President Cheney and his chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, met with officials at the Non-Proliferation Center before the invasion of Iraq to discuss reports that Iraq was seeking to buy uranium in Africa."

Plame works at the Non-Proliferation Center. The paper noted that she did not attend the meetings with Libby, but it's plausible that he found out about her employment while he was there.

....

Appearing on Wednesday's "Buchanan & Press," Larry Johnson, a former counterterrorism official at the CIA and the State Department, told the hosts, "I know the name of the person that spoke with Bob Novak," and that the person worked "at the White House," and more specifically, "in the Old Executive Office Buildings." The vice president's office is located inside the Old Executive Office Building.

And when Buchanan asked Johnson point-blank, "Scooter Libby. Now, is Scooter Libby the name you heard?" Johnson said simply, "I'm not going to comment on that."

http://fairuse.1accesshost.com/news1/libby.html

[stopbush]

28. Dick Cheney responded by saying: "I don't know Joe Wilson.

Oops. Looks like mAnne forgot about the video tape that surfaced after Dick's remark, the tape showing him on the dais with Joe Wilson just a few years before.

Typical Coulter research and reporting.

[adarling]

33. exactly how he dealt with Edwards

remember at the debate when cheney said he has never met him before that night and had rarely seen him at the senate when "jackass" was there. I wish they would just call him out on his obvious lies and crap. it is quite pathetic but i guess that is the way people get their lies across.

[noonwitch]

30. Is she trying to make an argument, or just insult Joseph Wilson?

I can't see how anyone can take her seriously about any topic. She never offers any real arguments, just calls everyone names, then complains that that's what liberals do.

My little sister was a champion debater in high school, and is currently the executive director of a YWCA branch. She would love to face down Ann in a debate, even if she had to go on O'Reilly or Hannity/Colmes to do so. But Ann would have to follow high school debate rules (not the made up rules that candidates agree upon for Presidential debates), and calling someone a clown, birdbrain, stupid, traitor, etc., only wins arguments with brain-dead audiences.

[Bluesplayer]

31. off topic

Bush's idea of checks and balances:

[tabasco]

34. Jesus God ! Those man-hands ! Uggggghhhh !

I have lost my appetite after seeing that pic.

Is it a photoshop?

[LondonReign2]

36. Is anybody even paying attention to him/her?

Her rhetoric has become so laughable ("Clown"? Yeah, there's a great way to argue), surely not even the brain dead freeptards listen to her?

And let me just say "Ack! Those hands!" Those cannot be real.

[snowbear]

37. The hands are real. Just ask Mr. Coulter's main squeeze....

Mr. Gannon-Guckert.

Coulter and Guckert are quite the item. :puke:

[AntiCoup2K4]

39. Does Matt Drudge know?

I thought Anndrew and Matt had been an item for some time?

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

[Bluesplayer]

42. Anti -

hell of a blog!

[truebrit71]

62. No kidding!!!

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!

[Tin Man]

63. Your link had me ROTLMAO - funniest shit I've read in months!

[fudge stripe cookays]

55. I think you're thinking of Ron Silver...

:shrug:

[laureloak]

38. That is one sick puppy. Puke on her picture.

[onecent]

40. What's Wrong with her hands????????????? n/t

[bvar22]

41. Wow! Coulter has "Man Hands"!

..."Not that there is anything wrong with that."

[Ilsa]

51. Ooooo. Nasty looking hands.

A manicure won't fix that.

[fortyfeetunder]

43. Yawn. Another Ann rambling

She can now crawl back to where she came from...

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

44. 'clown wilson?" remember, only lib'ruls resprt to name-calling,unlike ann

such a grown-up, she is-she really means it when she says everyone else debates at a 3rd grade level

[sleipnir]

52. And how did he become a "Clown" Don't you have to go to school for that?

http://www.coai.org/

I don't recall Mr. Wilson having a clowning degree...perhaps I missed something.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

45. she was openly praising arson of british mosques last week

on matt drudge's radio show.

she said ' if these reports are true, then i applaud them for their new-found patriotic zeal"

[indigo32]

46. Gawd

her writing is like being smashed with a 2x4 repeatedly... was the pic really necessary on top of that :puke:

She is loathesome

[mitchum]

48. That guy gets crazier every day

[Contrary1]

58. Ann, you ignorant slut, what about this...?

It's all in the Rovian wording, folks.

September 14, 2003:

Cheney: "I don't know Joe Wilson. I've never met Joe Wilson. I don't know who sent Joe Wilson. He never submitted a report that I ever saw when he came back."


November 3, 2003:

Wilson: "...I don't know Dick Cheney. And I must say that I take that as a badge of honor. I don't need to know Dick Cheney. I will say this about Dick Cheney. When I was in Baghdad, sending cables back, they were all signed "Wilson." And Dick Cheney as Secretary of Defense was an addressee on those most sensitive of cables. So I'm sorry that his memory is as faulty as it is with regards to me. But I'm sure his explanation would be that he is technically correct in saying that we've never shaken hands. But I don't know what he's thinking about other than he's promoting a set of justifications that quite frankly simply don't hold water. Every time he says it, he sounds a little bit less persuasive..."

http://www.alternet.org/story/17091 /

[truebrit71]

60. Listen to me you self-loathing transgendered moran....

...do as your VP says and GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

Boy that felt good....!!!!

[OneTwentyoNine]

61. Jesus..How LONG are those arms? Four feet? Knuckle dragger for sure...nt