Approval ratings drop for Joseph Wilson's black son

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http://benquirer.blogspot.com/

PRINCETON, N.J. - According to a recent Gallop poll, the approval ratings for Joseph Wilson's black love-child are at an all-time low. How can Abolade Wilson, the Nigerian son of Valerie Plame's husband get his poll numbers back up?

"Abolade is going to have to apologize for lying to the American people," said Karl Rove, "Americans aren't buying his story - the unlikely story that he doesn't really exist. Because he does exist."



Apparently, Abolade is one result of Joseph Wilson's trip to Nigeria, to investigate claims that Iraq was attempting to buy nuclear material. According to Karl Rove, even Abolade's father doesn't seem to think much of him, because he didn't buy him a cake on his birthday. However, Ambassador Wilson disputed these "yellow cake claims".


Critics accuse Rove of orchestrating a smear campaign against Abolade, to which Rove replied, "Smear campaign? Hey.. at least I'm not an illegitimate black love-child here."

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1. Claims that rove is not

an illegitimate black love child have not been confirmed nor denied. However, per Newsweek, rove is most definitely a bastard since his daddy ain't the daddy that he thought was his daddy. Rove also is pissed that liberals were responsible for his mother committing suicide.

I have a future at newsmax or faux. Dash a little factual data with innuendo and batabing I'm a conservative journalist (the ultimate oxymoron.)

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2. Yes you do. Well done, notice how hard to would be to refute this

Since both of Rove's parents "died" ;-)

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3. "Would you vote for Karl Rove if you knew he was a lesbian?"

Our operators are standing by to receive the answer to our poll question.

(referencing "Ann Richards is a Lesbian" whisper campaign masterminded by Rove, for those who don't know)