Breaking:

[dave29]

Bank on it... I will be Bush's Supreme Court Nominee. I just got the word from Jeff Gannon.

[Flying Dream Blues]

1. Snort! I needed that...thx! nt

[Sparkly]

2. Let me be the first to congratulate you!!

So, did you pass the "litmus test?" I hear they want alkaline.

[dave29]

5. yes, the whole administration are recovering alkaline

from what I hear from my double super secret sources

[donco6]

3. So, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

:)

[dave29]

7. let me check and see if I float

I'll get back to you

[dave29]

22. apparantly

I am a sandwitch

[Mz Pip]

4. You could do a better job

than anyone Bush would pick. Seriously, you could.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[dave29]

10. and I will

that is my vow to you as the next Supreme Court Justice Nominee. Many people have died to get this information to me so that I could break it to you here on DU.

[swimmernsecretsea]

6. Word UP! JEFF!

So, who do I have to b**w around here to get a press release?

[dweller]

8. damn! i had my $$ on

Billy Bob Thornton...

oh well, enjoy your sentence.
dp

[dave29]

12. he was a distant third

I won't say who was second, out of respect for Tom Cruise's family

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. And uh... just how close are you with Jimmy Jeff?

:evilgrin:

[dave29]

11. lets just say he's one of my top backers.

OK?

[Botany]

13. Well Jeff is a strict a "erectionlist."

Congrats ...... Maybe you can get Clarence Thomas to ask
a question in the next session of the court.

[dave29]

14. yes, we are very rigid in our interpretation

anyone who thinks otherwise should take a long hard look at our thick record. It's all out there for anyone to see.

[Botany]

15. I understand that in your rulings you have meated out .....

.... some very stiff punishments and think "hard time" is good for a
man.

[dave29]

16. I won't get into the in's and outs of it

but in a nutshell, you are right. I don't hesitate to make people FEEL my justice.

[Botany]

17. At last a man who is a take charge justice and .....

.... willing to push the crap aside and with all the force needed so
as to bring about the needed outcome.

By the way will Jeff be clerking under you?

[dave29]

18. nah, most of his credentials are in journalism

and tax evasion. I plan on throwing his ass in jail.

[Sparkly]

19. Someday you'll make your mark, dave.

You certainly do make an impression.

[dave29]

20. wherever there is a mark to be made

I'll be there

;)

[Botany]

21. Allright that is enough of this .....

Dave go walk the bulldog.

:rofl: