Scott McClellan ponders how to address the Rove investigation
"Hello, this is the President of the United States. Yeah, I find it hard to believe too, but go ahead and leave a message and either Dick or Karl or my Dad or Laura will get back to you. BEEEEEEP!"
"Yeah, boss? This is me, Scott. McClellan. You know, your press secretary? You remember. Kind of balding? The one who always falls for your finger on my chest, then I look down and you hit me on the nose trick? . . .
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We have to keep our sense of humour, you know. It's either laugh or cry. Besides, we need to keep Rove's name in the highbeams....