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Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 01:40 PM by iconoclastic cat
Rules for Stray Bush Administration Officials:
1. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if somebody did leak classified information.
2. Stray Bush Administration officials will fired if any of them was involved in the improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.
3. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are under investigation for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.
4. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are indicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.
5. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity.
6. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced for that crime.
7. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to time a prison facility.
8. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility.
9. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a cellmate.
10. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a heterosexual cellmate.
11. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; and murder a heterosexual Christian cellmate.
12. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity and sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility and murder a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate.
13. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity, sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility, and are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate.
14. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate; and are sentenced to death.
15. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are convicted for improper disclosure of an undercover CIA operative's identity; sentenced to hard time a maximum security federal prison facility; are convicted of the murder of a white, heterosexual Christian cellmate; and are put to death.
16. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if they are dead.
17. Stray Bush Administration officials will fired if they are dead and cannot be reanimated using various salts described by H.P. Lovecraft in the story, "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward."
18. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if, upon reanimation, they attempt to eat the brains of other Bush Administration officials.
19. Stray Bush Administration officials will be fired if, upon reanimation, they...EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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