Q: Why does Free Republic want to be called Fwee Wepubwik?

[norml]

A: Because they love Dubya so much they want to honor him by having the letter W appear three times in their name.

And they changed the letter C to a K in order to honor Turd Blossom.

Fwee Wepubwikans are so silly!

As you may have noticed I've been honoring their wishes for some time now by referring to them as they wish to be refereed to.

[edbermac]

1. Change it to Freak ReThugliKKK

Very apropos...

[davidinalameda]

2. is Elmer Fudd the webmaster

:shrug:

[Shoeempress]

3. Yes.

[Jackpine Radical]

5. I thought it was his brother,

Jim Wob Fudd.

[Turbineguy]

7. When Posting on FR,

run your stuff through this:

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

[Moochy]

9. this thread in redneck :)

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2Fdiscuss%2Fduboard.php%3Faz%3Dshow_mesg%26forum%3D132%26topic_id%3D1961550%26mesg_id%3D1961578

[Contrary1]

12. Here's what I got:

Th' page yo' requested kinnot be displayed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Access Denied

Th' page yo' requested kinnot be displayed on account o' yo' does not haf access t'this fo'um o' this hyar fo'um is currently offline. Eff'n yo' wish t'access this hyar fo'um, please corntack the administrato' of this hyar site.
Eff'n yo' haf enny quesshuns, please corntack th' site administrato'.
Click hyar t'go back t'previous page.

And when I Click hyar t'go back t'previous page:

Not Foun'
Th' requested URL /discuss/javascripp:histo'y.back() was not foun' on this hyar sarver.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[davidinalameda]

16. my firm has blocked the site

so I'll check it out when I get home

[norml]

8. "My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

"Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

What do you think?

[ltfranklin]

4. Free Repulic's Marching Song!

The George Bush Society
(Apologies to Michael Brown)

Oh we're meeting at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight
You just come in the door and take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there, we'd hate to be bereft
But we're taking down the names of everybody turning left

'Cause we're the George Bush Society, the George Bush Society
Here to save this country from a liberalistic plot
We're the George Bush Society, help us swell the ranks
To get this movement started, we need lots of tools and cranks

Now there's no one that's certain that the Liberals haven't touched
We think that Daniel Savage doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We're not sure what he did, but he's our hero all the same

Join the George Bush Society, the George Bush Society
Liberalism is the ism dismalist of all
Join the George Bush Society, there's so much to do
Have you heard they're serving quiche to the CNN News Crew.

Well you've heard about the agents that we've already named
Well Hollywood has agents that are flatly unashamed
We're after Georgie Clooney, we've gotten Spikey Lee
And the day we get Jane Fonda, won't that be a victory

Oh we're the George Bush Society, the George Bush Society
Here to save our country from a Liberalistic plot
Join the George Bush Society, holding off the Reds
We'll use our hands and hearts, and if we must, we'll use our heads

We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the city or the sticks
'Cause even Jasper Junction is just full of Liberal Hicks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee

To the George Bush Society, the George Bush Society
Fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the right
Join the George Bush Society, as we're marching on
We'll all be glad to see you when we're meeting in the George
In the George, In the George Bush Society

[Nikki Stone 1]

10. Funny. I thought their song was "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...."

With appwopiate Wagner mwoosik.

[norml]

13. Oh man, that made me laugh so hard, because it's so true.

Kill da Wabbit!

[louis-t]

14. My favorite line...

"We're not sure what he did, but he's our hero all the same."
Nyuk.

[ltfranklin]

15. Yeah, I like it...

...I can't take credit for it, though, darn it. This is a rewrite of a song called "The John Birch Society" by Michael Brown. I won't go into an explanation of what the John Birch Society is, since Googling it will get you all the info you need, but their antics way back when kinda reminded me of the Freepers, so there you are.

Boy, I'd love to be able to sing this song at a Freeper rally. I wonder how many would join in with the song without realizing what it's really about?

[louis-t]

17. I know what JBS is

They were the predecessors of the modern neocon, I'd say.

[Moochy]

6. recruiting among chronic mispellers

FR needs more sociopaths who have been harmed by online communities with spell-checking liberal snarks.

These chronic mispelling misantrhopes can be easily controlled by some playful mispelling and 45+ me too posts.

Curse you FR! always one step ahead of us DUmmies!

[Catherine Vincent]

11. I like to call them FWeepers.

We all know what the FW stands for.

[truthisfreedom]

18. they aww twuwy siwwy!