Ted Nugent taking self out of Governor race

[medeak]

CNN reporting.... apologies if dupe.

[endarkenment]

1. nuge should talk self

to barbeque pit, grill self, and then devour self.

Nuge would do the world a favor.

[patrice]

4. He's a mad dog.

One-hit "wonder" has been, wanna be now, but can't "get it up" without his gun, pathetic, hollow man.

[Julius Civitatus]

2. Maybe someone reminded him of his skeletons in the closet?

Like the underage filipino girl he had to marry not to be charged with statutory rape?

Forgot about that one, Nuge?

[Hav]

9. .

Or appearing with underwear full of shit because he used them as a toilet for a week to avoid getting drafted ;).

[beam me up scottie]

3. Ted Nugent should take

himself out of the human race.
As slowly and painfully as possible.

[carnie_sf]

5. I didn't even think

he was that good of a guitar player back in the day.

[beam me up scottie]

6. Neither did I.

There were so many awesome artists back then, he definitely wasn't worthy.

[KurtNYC]

7. Well remember he was quite ill back in the day

he had cat scratch fever!

:evilgrin:

[Geoff R. Casavant]

8. I guess I should announce

I'm leaving that race as well. Going to spend more time with my family, or something.

[Bethany Rockafella]

10. What's Ted Nugent?

Is that the creamy stuff in candy bars?

[Richard Steele]

11. Only if they've been under a rock for a really long time.....

[Ikonoklast]

14. I think so, but only if it is a

"Turdilicious" bar.

"Have a Turdilicious candy bar, kids! Now with creamy Ted Nugent filling!"

Too bad it would taste like s**t.

[dissent1977]

12. He would have made a great GOP family values politician...

Adopting a girl so he can have sex with her, what a great role model for the children. I guess in the GOP incest is a family value.

[swimmernsecretsea]

13. Note to Self by Ted:

You suck.
kisses,
TN

[UrbScotty]

15. After huting himself juggling chainsaws?

I'm shocked! :sarcasm: