What might happen if we made up our own version of

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reality?

It would be liberating, in a way. We could then use their tactics on them. Not like we need to make up bad stuff.

But if we do, we could pick stuff that might really resonate with their base of support (resonate negatively).

What could be worse than what they have really done that should resonate negatively with everyone?

For starters, a headline:

GOP Leadership Vacations in the South of France.

Bush, Cheney, Rove, DeLay, Frist are all members of the "Secret Liberal Society." Turns out all the havoc they now wreak is intended to cause a resurgence of liberalism that will last for decades.

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1. Bush reads French Existential philosophers such as

Camus.

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2. Karl Rove enjoys International

Folkdancing.

Tom DeLay eats quiche for Sunday breakfast.

Cheney drives a Datsun.

Frist donated thousands to the Kerry campaign.

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3. They had their own very solemn and respectful

commemoration ceremony celebrating the anniversary of the Voting Rights Act.

They sang old spirituals that were originally sung to help direct fleeing slaves on their way to freedom via the Underground Railway.