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Washington, D.C.- Robert Novak has started a new support group for angry, old white men after raging against James "The Ragin' Cajun" Carvelle. Shortly after storming off the set of Crossfire he announced the new group. "I'm tired of all the liberal bullshit out there and I'm not the only one. I realized after my outburst that I need a place to be among peers where I can scream curses at anyone I want."
Novak said he had already contacted several prospective members. Some of the conservative hotheads joining the group include Rush "The Oxycontin Assassin" Limbaugh, Charleton "Kill 'em All" Heston, Dick "F-bomb" Cheney, and Donald "Irritable Bowels" Rumsfeld. Novak outlined the activities of the first meeting. "We will get together and burn Michael Moore in effigy. Then we are having Ben Stein give a lecture on advanced cursing. After that we will discuss our disgust with all the liberal shitheads."
When Novak was pressed for more names of his new group he had only one thing to say. "Well, I can tell you that Tucker Carlson was turned down for being too much of young wimp. I told him where he can stick his bow tie in no uncertain terms. I'm sure we'll scrape up a few more members. Maybe Pat Buchanan might stop by." Robert Novak ended the announcement by ripping off his shirt, beating his chest, and hurling his feces at bystanders.