How many Bush supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

[NebraskaDem]

The answer is 10.

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they either favor
changing the lightbulb or support darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

[Melodybe]

1. Funny I'm sending that one to everyone on my e-mail list!

LMAO!

[AzDar]

2. LOL!! Very good....mind if I use it?? (Hubby works with Freepers) n/t

[electron_blue]

4. oh goodie, I was looking for this the other day

Thanks! Going to send it to my mom now :D

[johnaries]

3. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: I loved the "photograph", but the last one is definitely the best. I'm bookmarking this!

[dhinojosa]

5. WELCOME TO DU!!! and nice post......:)

:hi:

[NebraskaDem]

Thanks...

glad to be here...

[RetroLounge]

6. Thanks

:rofl:

and welcome to DU...

RL

[wtmusic]

7. Hahahaha!!

Good one!

and welcome to DU

:bounce: :toast: :bounce:

[Eloriel]

8. Nominated! And welcome to DU n/t

[coloradodem2005]

9. That is awesome.

[Dervill Crow]

10. Some idiots at work forward me Clinton jokes.

Apparently they don't know me as well as they think they do. :eyes: I will certainly share this with them.

Welcome to DU. :yourock:

[Melodybe]

12. kicked and nominated!

[Spinzonner]

11. Absurd Question

Why would a group that prefers to stay in the dark about reality want to change a light bulb ?

[noamnety]

13. One more

To stick a lightbulb magnet on their car to show support for the person who actually changes the light bulb.

[firefox]

14. It depends if they are chewing gum or not n/t

[kliljedahl]

15. Similar, my old sig line

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. The light bulb changing is part of an ongoing investigation

No comment.

[nosmokes]

17. illuminating. n/t

[Gregorian]

18. Hahaha. Republicans, the party of LIGHT.

That was good.
We need more of that kind of thing!

[pattycake]

19. LOL