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checks-n-balances Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 07:56 PM
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'Let My White People Go' (Young Americans for Freedom - humor)
I'm :rofl: at that title - from Jesus General's website

Let my white people go

(letter to)
Jason Mattera, Spokesman
Young Americans for Freedom

Dear Mr. Mattera,

You recent appearance on Hardball was great. I was particularly impressed by your answer to the question about why you aren't serving in the military. While others, consumed by guilt for not coming to their nation's assistance in its time of need, would have stumbled, you declared that you had a more important war to fight, a war of ideas.

Sure, we conservatives have characterized the war in Iraq as being a life and death struggle between good and evil. We've even gone as far as to compare its importance to that of World War Two and the Civil War. We also understand that our military will fall far short of its recruiting goals this year. But you and I volunteered to fight a greater enemy, an internal foe that counts half the American public among it ranks.

Your valor has not gone unnoticed. You became a conservative superstar when you created a "whites only scholarship" at Roger Williams University. More people know your name than the names of those who were killed in Iraq that very same day, Michael M. Merila, Christopher M. Taylor, and Nichole M. Frye. If you'd had gone to Iraq, you'd be as forgotten as they are.

Yes, you could sign up for the war you demanded that your peers fight, but instead, you choose to stand and fight to end the oppression of white people. It is a noble calling. If young men like you failed to heed its call, white people everywhere would continue to languish under the heavy boot of diversity. Thank God you chose the more difficult path.

Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot

from
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2005_08_07_patriotboy_archive.html#112340233095170329


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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 07:57 PM
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1. fucking A
:rofl:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:00 PM
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2. they are completely fucking insane. nt
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checks-n-balances Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:01 PM
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3. Here's a link to a clip of the interview, courtesy of Crooks & Liars
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/08/06.html#a4334

I saw the original show, and unfortunately, Tweety was harder on the Dem guest than he was on this character.
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 10:00 PM
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7. Forward that clip to military websites and...
Edited on Sun Aug-07-05 10:02 PM by slor
to soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. I am sure they will rest easier knowing people like Mr. mattera, are protecting the homefront.
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getmeouttahere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:20 PM
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4. Love it!
Biting, with just the right amount of sarcasm for that built-in goodness
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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:29 PM
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5. EXACTLY RIGHT!!!
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jurassicpork Donating Member (435 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 08:35 PM
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6. Ha ha ha ha!

Fucking A! I love patriotboy!

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-07-05 10:19 PM
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8. I love the way....
That guy always signs letters "Heterosexually yours."

That's hilarious.
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