the crawford blues

[manly]

sing it to the blues tune that fits best. if you're moved to add verses, feel free.


oh i'm goin to crawford,texas
goin to say hello.
yes i'm goin to crawford,texas
goin to say hello.
i got two thousand dead boys,
we goin to say hello.

hello, mr. president,
how's you're vacation doing?
Well, hello, mr. president,
how's your vacation doing?
Don't let my two thousand dead boys
spoil your barbecuin'.

oh i'm goin to crawford texas,
to ask about all your lyin',
yes i'm goin to crawford texas,
to ask about all your lyin'
you be clearin' out them bushes,
and we still busy dyin'.

[DemInDistress]

1. think there is any thruth in chimp being supeonaed??

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=3388 Tony Blair's MI-6 Agents Caught Trying To Blow Up Chicago Subway .French Intelligence and The U.S. Marshall Service Monday night July 18, 2005 caught eight of Tony Blair's British MI-6 Agents trying to bomb the Chicago Subway system. A shoot out killed 4 British Agents. Four were captured in the act of Terrorism and arrested. The British Agents part of Bush & Blair's Al Quaida network were charged in Federal Court today with explosives. The British MI-6 Terrorist Cell Operated out of Laidlaw Corp in Chicago.

Chicago US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald served Tony Blair a subpoena in the CIA Valerie Plame case on July 13, 2005 to answer questions regarding his role in the leaks connected to George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Condi Rice, Andrew Card, Scooter Libby and Karl Rove. Tony Blair has not yet responded to his subpoena. George W. Bush has not responded to his subpoena either. Tony Blair had supplied George W. Bush with falsified British Intelligence stating that Iraq leader Saddum Hussein had obtained "Yellow Cake" Nuclear materials from Niger. This was the reason Bush gave to start the war in Iraq. This has all now been proven to be lies by Bush and Blair. CIA Valerie Plame's husband Ambassador Joseph Wilson submitted his report prior to the Bush-Blair lies that Niger never sold yellow cake to Iraq. Wilson came forth stating Bush lied in his State of the Union address to the nation. Valerie Plame's CIA Network was further investigating Bush & Cheney's orchestrated attack on America on 9-11-2001. New York Police Bernard Kerik who ran a FEMA operation out of pier 29 known as Code Angel also known as Tripod II planted the bombs on the 7 World Trade Center Building that were demolished on 9-11-2001. This operation was a US Justice Department operation involving Gary Best of Defense Intelligence Agency a George H. W. Bush Shadow Government Crony who is currently in Prison in the French Guinea for espionage against the French Government. Best has admitted to French Authorities of his 9-11 involvements. As I am writing this press release two more British MI-6 agents were arrested a few minutes ago details are forthcoming. .

[ironman202]

2. First of all, white boys should leave the blues alone....

everytime they touch a guitar or a harmonica, they fuck it up. What does a whiteboy have to be blue about? What did Banana Republic run out of khakis? House of Blues my ass. That's the House of Lame White Motherfuckers. (in full disclose, I fully admit to being a lame white motherfucker, myself)

Secondly, is there anything less entertaining than song parodies in general? It's the bumper sticker mentality form of satire.

Thirdly, Bush is god awful hick on his own. Let's face it, the guy could mfuck up a wet dream.

[dooner]

3. I like it! n/t