we're going to SC and OK and AZ and ND and...and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Paragon]

;)

[jmaier]

1. *chuckle*

Now, be nice.

[molly]

2. What a great picture of our future president!

[liberalhistorian]

5. LOL!

I was about to say the same thing, you beat me to it!

[Ripley]

3. Like I said, if Kerry or Edwards gets the nomination...

wake me up to vote. And the rest of America, too.

:boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring:

[molly]

7. OK!

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: Awake now?

[AntiCoup2K4]

24. Wake me up to move to Canada on November 3

After Kerry loses to Junior :boring: :boring: :boring:

[Kathleen04]

4. LOL

Funny, Paragon.

Reminds me of the thing they do on Late Night with Conan O'Brien..they have Lieberman up on the screen with the moving lips and he drones on about how he's going to win NH..then in the middle of his little speech he himself falls asleep. :7

[liberalhistorian]

9. LOL!

Lieberman will win NH or any other state when Shrub gets some integrity and morals!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. So you want YOUR candidate to be treated well

then you post shit like this?

[Paragon]

8. relax, NSMA

I never would've made it past Iowa if I didn't have a sense of humor.

[sleipnir]

10. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's so funny.

:evilgrin:

[KoKo]

11. His hair is NOT REAL! Trash me if you want...but until he admits that's a

hairpiece.....he won't get my vote. That's all I ask from him. ADMIT IT! No one whose 60 years old and doesn't show a "scalp part" in their hair??? Get REAL here!

He has a "hair job." (very nice costly job...but still a job) I wish he'd just show his balding self and I could really like the guy.....

Although...I'm such a nerd that Harley's and Hockey....really turn me off, big time.

If he read me poetry and then bought me a bunch of daisies or gave to an environmental fund......he would really turn me on. :D

[scheming daemons]

21. Kerry reminds me of...

Herman Munster.

He has the same mannerisms and voice. He could've played Herman if they ever made a Munster's movie.

All he needs are the diodes sticking out of his neck and the scar on the forehead...

(and what a big forehead it is....)

[BootinUp]

12. How true

Kerry puts me in la la land. If he is talking more than 10 minutes my eyelids feel like 10 lb weights....

Ok I am exagerating. :)

[isbister]

13. I imagine bushies would use this one too

Which response do you like better?

Maybe if you kept a dictionary nearby when he speaks it would help you follow along.

or

It must be terrible for you to listen to someone with the ability to express a complete thought after listening to your candidate all of these years. I'll go write the Kerry campaign immediately and ask if the Senator can craft his speeches to be more... understandable... for people like you.

Probably #1 for republicans, huh?

Or do you have a better response?

[mandyky]

14. This morning on CSpan a caller said Kerry

was Frankenstein - now I see the resemblance.

[bigtree]

15. He's 60

He has the lok of a middle aged man who has lost the bulk of his weight and is left with the loose skin. I see alot of folks who go healthy, jogging and eating less. Bing sagged and we loved him to the end. Can anyone think of a favorite person who's looks droop? I have a sense of humor but I will have no tolerance for this from Bushies. Keep that in mind. This kind of stuff is to be thrown back in their face. No more crap about 'stiff' and 'sighing' to distract us.

[ACPS65]

16. What's with the ad hominem attacks?

There's lots of physical defectives in Howard Dean (underbite, short) .

I thought DU has higher than that. There's some pretty crass individuals here, it's too bad.

[Bucky]

19. Personal attacks are all some humans understand.

And after all, most DUers are human.

[NoPasaran]

23. There is nothing wrong with being short!

And I will thank you to keep your sizist remarks to yourself.
Thank you.

[Terwilliger]

17. well, it's either zzzzzzzzzzzzzz or YEEEEEAAAAAARGHH!!

which is worse :shrug:

[citizen snips]

18. ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am busting a gut over here.

[Tatiana]

20. Damn, that's cold!

LOL

[krkaufman]

22. Lame

Senator Kerry's at the bottom of my list of preferred candidates, but this thread is lacking in class. People need to realize that their behavior reflects on their candidate. (Though it *is* possible that the poster's signature belies their true party... er.. position.)


EDIT: Maybe DU needs a "Freeperland" forum, where people can go to slander other candidates and fellow DUers.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

25. Actually the quote was "We're going to

bed."

[Hippo_Tron]

26. Looks like our future president has two black eyes n/t

[creativelcro]

27. That is a scary picture....

Reminds me of "Night of the Living Dead". Sorry, cannot help it...

[onecitizen]

28. What a sad sack...........

sorry but this guy just does not inspire in any way. Has he EVER smiled? Ever? Not that I would base my vote on that alone mind you, but still..........