Fun help on an email :)

[wakeme2008]

I just got this email and want help with the Naming of the Bushes...

It's all true but the world is sure frustrating these days. Doesn't seem like anything really makes any difference but something makes us keep trying. Now here's a future puzzle that you may be able to help us solve:
When the "supreme" Court selected "our" present alleged president we were outraged, of course. I'll never call that @#$$$%&!? MY President I vowed so set about to find or coin a term that ALL would understand yet wouldn't term the puppet imposter as President. The result that admirably filled the bill after long pondering and discussion with a Research Librarian and favorite Nephew was; "Ex-Governor Shit for Brains",
Even Repugnacans knew who was described (and were mortally offended as originally intended). Didn't really need them for "Friends" anyhow. But now we have another and certainly worse dilemna as it appears that the "Supremes" are prepared to act with Diebold to select Bro Jeb. And hence the dilemna as the well founded term "Ex-Governor Shit for Brains" certainly will describe him accurately as well, unless he manages to remain Gov of Florida (north Cuba) during his "presidential" two terms (unless the "Supremes change that also).
Now what will we do? One title for the two of THEM simply won't serve. They obviously deserve much more Glory

And ideas for names for * and bro... :)