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Don't just call them, bump back into their bluff. They're hollow and scared; that's why they hate any difference.
Here's the key to conservatives: they're selfish and ignorant. They want to maintain the advantages they have (or THINK they have) and don't want to have to deal with change.
Since vast sweeps of humanity are scared of change, they band together to try to keep the tide of modernity from eroding their tidy little beaches. Such inflexibility will always lose, since it's just not a sensible model for survival. In the short term, though, these blockheads will glomb up the works and make life unbearable for many.
I say we raise them. Here's an example: the idiotic flag amendment. I say "fine, make it illegal". How illegal do you want it to be? Death? Death for your entire family? What's your plan? Okay, fine; I'm a real fan of Article One, but I still don't want people yelling "fire" in a crowded theatre when there isn't one. Force them to lay out their plan. To sully the constitution with a trivial matter like not allowing the symbol of the country to be attacked is the stuff of small minds, but okay, fine go ahead. What's the remedy?
They never seem to be able to answer this.
Bet into their bluff; re-raise them and force them to deploy. They're not used to that. If they force you on abortion, ask about gang rape. If they force you on gays, ask them if gays are different. If they say "yes", then ask why this misty godthing would create such things. If it screwed up, it's not a very superior being, is it?
The right is fully convinced that we're scared. They really believe that if they mention "class warfare" or the word "liberal" we'll shrink and run. Shove these things down their throats and watch them quake in their jackboots.
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