The official Dixville buzzkill thread

[WilliamPitt]

New Hampshire Primary Tracking 1-26

Kerry
31

Dean
28

Clark
13

Edwards
12

Lieberman
9

Kucinich
2

Sharpton
1

Undecided
3*

http://www.zogby.com/

...cuz someone had to do it...

:)

(this thread is intended for humor purposes; any other suggested intentions will be disavowed by the Director)

[Dookus]

1. LOL...

do you run around telling little kids there's no Santa Claus, too?


:P

[WilliamPitt]

2. Every day

"Know why your parents got divorced? Because of you."

It's fun to watch their faces crumple.

[DianeG5385]

11. Dude, Get over yourself

We will win over Bush* with either Clark or Dean. No other. Trust me. I still believe (not in Santa) but in America

[WilliamPitt]

15. Get down with your bad self

:)

[DianeG5385]

24. You are so naughty

You are on board the wrong ship young man!

[Skwmom]

3. Zogby is to the Republican party what Arthur Anderson was

to the Republican party? Can you guess what that is?

[Lisa0825]

4. Daaayum, Will! LOL

I'm happy to see those numbers (as a Deaniac), but gee whiz! Let the Clark camp have a lil fun will ya?LOL

[JohnKleeb]

5. Whats going on?

Me nervous

[funky_bug]

6. Aw come on?!?

Would you begrudge us this one little victory?

Come on Will... cut us some slack. It's been a tough week.

[WilliamPitt]

7. Jus' funnin

:)

[WillyT]

14. Notchrally, Will Has To Be A Dix, LOL !!! --- Love Ya Dude !!!

:hi::evilgrin::hi:

[mzmolly]

8. Will, can't you let people have a moment of joy?!

Gimme a break. Your guy will win tomorrow and plenty of people here will feel like shit. Isn't that prize enough?

[WilliamPitt]

10. The no-fun squad is out in force

:)

Me? Having fun. The proper response here is to say something bad about Zogby.

[WillyT]

20. Not Me Man, Tonight Has Me Crackin-Up !!! --- Tomorrow...

is another fish altogether!

Enjoyin myself right now though.

:toast:

[mzmolly]

23. I don't personally take pleasure in gloating...

don't know about you?

Find another way to have fun ey? ;)

[WilliamPitt]

27. Wait...I'm supposed to be a Kerry guy...but my guy lost bad...so...

if I'm not gloating, I must just be having fun...or something...

Aw fuckit, who wants pie?

:)

[economic justice]

9. AND....

Clark made the effort to "campaign" for the publicity win in Dixville Notch. One candidate or the other does it every four years.

[Rowdyboy]

12. Remember, Will, those that live by the polls

Die by them....

But a toast to you anyway, :toast: for all you do for us!

[windansea]

13. hahahahahaaahaaha

and I was gonna lay off Kerry for awhile

[WilliamPitt]

17. No you weren't

:)

Don't make me come over there and make you say more bad stuff about Kerry. Wait...you'd do it anyway...

:)

[windansea]

39. good luck tomorrow....from the...ahem...FRONTRUNNER!!

:)

[dae]

26. What you and your pic says.

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[WilliamPitt]

19. Obtain thyself a grip

'Twas a bit of humor.

:)

[Lisa0825]

28. Obtain thyself a grip

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I am saving that line for later use! heh heh heh

[WilliamPitt]

32. I wrote it myselfeth...or something

Feh. Buncha pucker-asses around here. No fun 'tal.

:)

[Loren645]

31. No Will, twas a bit of self absorbed strutting.

Go tally some Iraq war dead if you really want some humor.
Then thank Senator Kerry.

Now that 'twas a bit of humor. Honest.

[WilliamPitt]

35. Ooooooooooooooooooo...

Well, now that you made it personal, I feel the need to fail to respond since I am having a bit of fun. Selah.

:)

[Loren645]

53. I'm sure it's very personal for the family and friends of the dead.

Soldiers and Iraqis.

Giggle.

[WilliamPitt]

55. Yeah, it is. I speak to them pretty much daily.

But since this thread isn't about that, I'm going to leave it alone for the moment.

(I displayed a sense of humor...damn me to hell!!)

(or something)

( :eyes: )

[Name removed]

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[WilliamPitt]

62. Stay out of your face? LOL. Stop posting in this thread.

:)

Come on.

Stop.

You can do it.

Just stop.

Don't.

Stop.

:)

[Name removed]

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[WilliamPitt]

67. You could write my reviews

"This sucked. Stay out of my face."

Has a nice ring.

:)

[Loren645]

82. I could review the first couple of paragraphs, but that's as far as I've

ever been able to get.

Do you get paid by the word???

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[WilliamPitt]

87. I get paid by the character

Each article nets me twelve billion dollars, which I then blow on cocaine and swedish fish. You have to have hobbies.

[Loren645]

95. If you get paid by the character you should write in Chinese.

They have lots more characters.
And your US readers will never notice the difference.

[WilliamPitt]

97. You think?

Do they have english-to-chinese keyboards? Cuz I'm for shit with those tiny paintbrushes.

[WillyT]

110. You Guys Are Enjoying This, Huh ???

:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

112. I am, anyway

Naked Clark for President

[Loren645]

125. Don't worry about it. Just fake it like you do in English.

"So I wrote this scroll."

[WilliamPitt]

127. Fake it with the little paintbrushes?

Bad idea. No swedish fish for you.

[Tatiana]

108. Oh come on, Loren.

It's all in good fun. But I did set Will's ass on fire, just for you ;)

[WilliamPitt]

109. I told you about the asbestos, right?

You love this man.

[Tatiana]

119. I'm creative.

[WilliamPitt]

121. So is my ass

Doubt it not.

[Tatiana]

124. Prove it!

Waiting....

Still waiting...

[WilliamPitt]

126. can't...google...creative...ass...only...get...weird...porn...

grrrr.....

[Tatiana]

128. Thought so.

I win.

You so totally dig Wes Clark ;)

[WilliamPitt]

130. Well, ya got me there

Once he wipes that shit off his chest and drops a few dozen pounds, I'm on the team.

[VelmaD]

129. Would you like me...

to provide a signed affidavit to that effect. ;-)

[Loren645]

120. Will can make an ash of himself without your help Tatiana.

But thank you for the team dynamic.

[WilliamPitt]

122. Ash me nicely

and I'll give you some of my swedish fish.

:)

[Loren645]

131. Typical. You hog all the cocaine and and try to buy me off with fish.

Don't bogart the coke Will; your readers are the ones who need it.

[WilliamPitt]

132. I earned that coke, thank you

You think it's easy to write 451,223 word essays? I think not.

[Tatiana]

133. Hey, sidebar....

What are "swedish fish?" :shrug:

[Loren645]

134. Tatiana. Looking for meaning in WillPitt's words, is a futile as

looking for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

[WilliamPitt]

138. Duuuuude, that's like, so harsh buuuuuuudy

:)



Some fish for you.

[Tatiana]

139. Ouch!!!!!!

Will is a hottie, though! Not like a Wes Clark hottie, per se, but a hottie, nonetheless.

And on a serious note, I have mucho respect for his former profession (that of a teacher) as well as his initiative towards exposing the Bushista regime in media. He's put TO on the political map (Schumer even quoted it on the floor!).

I believe in giving props when they're due. Plus he and matcom gave us a kickass idea when a couple of Chi-town DU-ers went to protest Bush during our St. Patty's day parade.

[WilliamPitt]

140. Ah, don't bother

Mean stuff is easy to say when you're an anonymous name on a forum. Remember the asbestos ass? I got that and a paycheck, too. Fish:

[Tatiana]

150. Yeah, I guess you almost have to have one in your profession.

Sad, though. In the end, we're all gonna be on the same team.

[Loren645]

145. "Will is a hottie, though!" Only 'cause he so recently made an ash of

himself. He'll chill. Then what? You have some old fish
bones, a deviated septum, and a cold hottie.

Talk about hating yourself in the morning.

[WilliamPitt]

146. Totaly coyote arm action there

Wait.

[Tatiana]

149. Damn, chica.

You need some of this Merlot. It's Ab Fab, only gives one a slight, mellow buzz.

Let us bask in the Clark campaign's first two victories, albeit small ones.

Will so totally loves Wes. He is such a closet Wes Swinger... errr... WINGer. This whole Kerry thing is temp. He loves us, oh yes he does. And he's an enemy of Bush.

You can be down with the whole enemy of my enemy is my friend thing, no?

[WilliamPitt]

136. Kinda like gummi fish

but since my words have no meaning, you probably didn't understand that. Here:

[Tatiana]

143. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Damn, I just had one of those "duuuuuhhhhh" moments. I like swedish fish! :)

[Loren645]

137. Just write "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..."

Over and over (and over).

Again, no one's gonna know the difference.

[WillyT]

141. Gee Loren, He Really Got To You Tonight, Huh ???

:wtf:

[WilliamPitt]

144. Someone needs fish

[mdmc]

73. I got a Pitt TO email forwarded to me today

and it was just the right length. Go Clark!

[WilliamPitt]

76. So *you* can write my reviews!

"This sucked. Stay out of Loren645's face."

Much better.

:)

[EXE619K]

18. The "Convoy" is movin' out!

Congrats to all the Clark troops!

Told ya guys there's nuttin' to be concerned about!

[DianeG5385]

34. YEEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Couldn't resist. Hope the rest of the day is as inspiring!!!

[Hoppin_Mad]

21. C'mon Will - Don't rain on their parade ! Let em enjoy this win ! -nt-

[funky_bug]

36. Wow

Thanks, Hoppin... that means a lot!

GO WES!! GO DEAN !!

[candy331]

44. I have got to ask a question?????

Is this early reporting really good? I was listening when Dan Rather called Florida for Gore. I just think this could be too influential for people who have to vote later. I think numbers should only come out when the polls close and ever body has had a chance to cast their votes with no influence from the media bleating out partial votes....
DOES anyone else see it this way?.

[JohnKleeb]

22. Ah let them have Dixville Pitt

I havent even predicted a winner yet, btw is anyone here from Dixville? is the food any good because I hungry. BTW congrads.

[WilliamPitt]

25. I'm sure as hell not predicting any winners

Whoever wins is anyone's guess at this point.

[JohnKleeb]

37. neither am I

Say Will do you think if I got drunk and someone flew me up to NH, and I got a little wand, I could hyponize the voters to vote for DK :), or maybe Kerry :).

[WilliamPitt]

40. Look to Maine, DK Man

Look to Maine. Full-court press. :)

[JohnKleeb]

45. Not a bad idea

but hows this dude gonna get to Maine. Anyone? :shrug: I need my wand, and Ascroft took it, oh bloody hell I will use my "Wand", anyone know what Maine's weak spot is, oh yea alcohol, *brings booze*. Maybe we shouold be in peoples homes, hey it helped Edwards in Iowa :). Vote for Kucinich :).

[no name no slogan]

60. If you're insane, you could try hitchhiking...

because I think you need to be 18 to get one of those jobs driving cars to people. And a drivers license.

Me, I'm still holding out. If DK finishes higher than 5th, he's already beat the conventional wisdom :D

[mdmc]

77. I just received a truthout / Kucinich email

have you guys swapped candidates?

[WilliamPitt]

80. Just keeping you on your toes

:)

[mdmc]

102. I miss Kleebs sig

DU is not the same... perhaps if you added a pic next to your link... something like

[DianeG5385]

56. Clark

Will save this country.

[Crewleader]

29. Lucky 13 William!

Let's not forget the Independent Voters My Friend! :hi:

Go Clark!!! :bounce:

[Joe the Revelator]

30. ass

:)

[WilliamPitt]

38. That's the spirit!

:)

[mikehiggins]

33. Clark sweeps Hart's Landing

Clark 6
Kerry 5
Dean 3
Edwards 2

Even if it goes straight to hell from here, don't you feel great.

Clark was at the Notch and he and Gert looked overjoyed.

What was interesting to me was that there are NO registered democrats at the Notch. Just GOPers and Indys.

Clark at 8 votes scored more than the rest combined.

Of course, Bush got all the other votes so don't forget who the real foe is.

Nitey nite

[JohnKleeb]

41. 5 votes yay

congrads on so far.

[DianeG5385]

42. President Clark

I like the sound of it.

[WilliamPitt]

46. Sounds damned good to me

:)

[DianeG5385]

52. He is amazing

He can win. He is so what America is all about. I'm not kidding around. We can beat around the Bush and clean house if we play our cards right!

[Tatiana]

43. William Pitt!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr.......

I oughta take my Official Wes Clark Victory in the NH Primary Raspberry Karmic Candle and set your tush on fire with it!!!!

:grouphug: to all my Clark Comrades!

[WilliamPitt]

48. My tush is flame-proof

I had it coated with asbestos on my first DU anniversary. It has served me well since. :)

[Tatiana]

51. There's more than one way to set an ass on fire...

Smooches... :loveya:

[WilliamPitt]

54. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

:)

[Tatiana]

57. Better play nicely...

I know where the WMDs are ;)

[VelmaD]

74. Just because you ass is flame-retardent...

doesn't mean you're safe. You've been a bad bad boy. BENT OAFER!

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[Tatiana]

88. GET HIM!!!!!

He's been a bad, bad boy! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

92. Yeah, well, unfortunately he likes it...

so it doesn't exactly encourage him to behave. :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

94. Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?

[Tatiana]

100. Bend over and take it like a man....

Can't handle it, can ya????

[VelmaD]

111. Ask nicely.

A little groveling for it wouldn't go amiss either. ;-)

[Amager]

47. The joke is on how far the poll was off, not on Clark

I think a lot of people are missing the point. The Dixville poll that had Clark comining in 3rd was miserably off the mark because he won by a landslide.

[WilliamPitt]

49. The joke was never on Clark

He won.

The joke was on the joke, and maybe Zogby, or something...

:)

[Amager]

58. I got it, but it looked like some people missed it.

[funky_bug]

50. Hey!

What a great point... ooo, you give me hope! (BTW... I like Edwards a lot.)

Thanks for the pick-me-up.

[MiniMoog]

64. My Milkshake Brings All the Boys in the Yard...

I could teach YOU, but I'd have to charge ;)

la-la lalalaaaaa

MiniMoog (still undeclared)

[Tatiana]

71. "And they're like, it's better than yours..."

Damn, right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge!!!!

Tati (come on MiniMoog... join the Wes Wing! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!)

[mikehiggins]

59. Its a little late in the evening for humor. People are just too tired

to get the joke. Of course, Zogby is a joke anyway.

These results will be all over the news and newspaper tomorrow because the NH voters know about this and take some pride in it. If the FAUX whores mock it they may PO enough voters to make a difference.

Stranger things have happened in New Hampshire.

I know it is all but impossible but what if we win?

Will that kill Kerry and Dean off outright?

I'd expect to see O'Rielly's head explode on the air, and the rest of them just sit there dumbfounded. Or just dumb.

These "news" people are like weathermen. They never get the ax if they are wrong. Pity.

[Paragon]

63. Will Pitt hates Wesley Clark!

:silly: Nice to see someone else on this board with a sense of humor.

[DianeG5385]

69. Will Pitt LOVES Wesley Clark!!

He just wants us to prove it and make it happen!!

[Tatiana]

81. He TOTALLY does dig Wes Clark.

After he gets over that whole Massachusetts loyalty thing, he will love Wes more than we do!

It's all that brainwashing from PeteNYC and matcom, prolly.

We'll get him deprogrammed, though.

[WilliamPitt]

84. matcom is a Dean guy

We shoot at each other with big pistols all the time. You think it's bad in here? He did a drive-by on my house with a Mac-10 the other day screaming "YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH" just like Dean. Freaky. Still prying the bullets of of my refrigerator.

[Tatiana]

98. Actually, that's...."YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHERRRRRRR!"

You forgot the "r" on the end.

[WilliamPitt]

113. I'm from Bahstahn. The letter 'r' was removed from the alphabet

by edict in 1903.



Naked Clark for President.

[Paragon]

85. Anyone who googles "Clark naked" likes him a little TOO much.

;)

[WilliamPitt]

90. Are you mocking my man-google?

:)

[Paragon]

104. There's the author picture for your next book.

:puke:

Luckily for you, the camera adds ten pounds. :silly:

[Tatiana]

105. Thank you, Paragon.

That was my point, exactly.

Come out of the closet, Will!

[MidwestMomma]

66. Shouldn't someone demand a recount?

:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

68. I demand a recount!!!

Better?

:)

[Bolo Boffin]

70. Nobody's killing this buzz! Nobody!

A reminder, Will:

http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=785

The final Zogby poll before Iowa:

Kerry 25

Dean 22

Edwards 21

Gephardt 18



Final Iowa result?

Kerry 38%

Edwards 32%

Dean 18%

Gephardt 11%



GOOOOOOOO, CLARK, GO!

[WilliamPitt]

72. D'oh!...facts...destroying...my...buzzkill...powers...

...gzzzzrrrrgggggghhhhhhh...

*thud*

[VelmaD]

79. Quick...

somebody give Will mouth-to-mouth. ;-)

[Bolo Boffin]

83. Sic Semper Buzzkillis n/t

[Tatiana]

75. To all my fellow Clark supporters:

:grouphug:

I feel the looooooooooove.

Now where's that swimming trunks pic?

[WilliamPitt]

78. I image-googled 'Clark naked'...and found this...

:shudder:

*This* is Presidential material? I think not.

:)

[Bolo Boffin]

86. Now that is a buzzkill.

It's the dread return of Man Breasts!

[DianeG5385]

89. You could lose us the presidency with your foolishness

Kerry will never beat Bush. He is easily intimidated. Clark has the bona fides and will win.

[WilliamPitt]

91. My foolishness will lose us the Presidency!! MWWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

or not.

[Tatiana]

93. Great! You are so F-in lucky I have a keyboard cover!

This is good Merlot, shame on you for making me waste some of it!

Where is Velma. There are a set of paddles with your name on 'em...

[WilliamPitt]

96. Vast apologies to you, your keyboard, and your fine merlot

You love this man.

[Tatiana]

117. You're cruel!

:cry:

Hater!!!!!



Ahhhhh, that's so much better. You're just jealous cause Clark gets all the hotties! First Madonna, now Drew.

Smoochies :loveya:

[WilliamPitt]

118. If I google 'naked madonna' I'll get like 700 pop-ups

Freaky shit.

:)

[VelmaD]

106. Reporting as requested

but I'm not sure he deserves a paddling...it just encourages him. ;-)

[gauguin57]

101. why should everyone

be so happy about the results ... the Dixville results weren't from real Democrats. Everyone's an independent. And registered independents shouldn't be allowed to vote in a DEMOCRATIC primary (or a Republican primary, for that matter). That's the price you pay by not joining a party ... you shouldn't be able to say who the nominee of that party is.

Should board members of Coca-Cola be able to vote for the chairman of Pepsi-Cola? I think NOT! Not willing to join the party I've supported my whole life? Then, sorry, suckers ... you can't help decide who MY party's nominee is. Choose an independent candidate to run ... have your own little convention in Idaho or something. But stay out of OUR primary!

I do think it's dangerous ... independents in the 20 or so states where independents can vote in primaries will get an inordinate amount of power. The Fundies can register in massive numbers as Independents, and then vote in OUR primary for the Democrat they think is easiest to beat. With independents being allowed to vote, Al Sharpton could conceivably be the nominee!!!

New Hampshire should change the damned rules up there.

[MidwestMomma]

103. Well I googled 'Naked Pitts"

but I can't post those pictures. They made momma blush! :o

[WilliamPitt]

107. Always a bad idea

Damn my lost San Francisco years with that Polariod camera and the color computer scanner. Damn them to hell.

[VelmaD]

114. Links dammit...

we want links. :evilgrin:

[Tatiana]

123. I second this very important request!

We need LINKS, dammit!

[WillyT]

99. Sing-Along: "Where Has All The Humor Gone, Long Time Passing..."

Man, if you can't find humor in any of this, your hearts are gonna get crushed folks. Have a beer, take a shot, we're gonna need ALL OF YOU.

No matter who the Nominee is.

Sheesh...

:shrug:

[dweller]

115. Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,

but there is no joy in DU'ville --
who let Will Pitt out?


apologia,
dp

[WilliamPitt]

116. It's this guy's fault

Naked Clark for President

[babzilla]

135. alright already

the Naked Clark for President image is just not as funny the sixth time around.

[MiniMoog]

147. I thought you liked "brown" nipples. I know you said that...

Guess your vote is transferable afterall.

MiniMoog (still undeclared)

[WilliamPitt]

148. Yeah, but when the brown is motor oil

total turnoff.

[Bucky]

142. As Dixville Notch goes, so goes America...

or at least so goes Harts, NH.

<==Lies! All lies! PNAC controls this!

Stoopid voters!! Who cares what they think, anyway?!