"Hey Dad...it's Dubya....can you bail me out again?"

[kentuck]

"I screwed up Dad...I thought I could get rid of Saddam without much trouble. I thought I could break your record...that's why I gave' em my "Mission Accomplished" speech. At that time, I had lost less people than you lost in the First War...I had you beat....But things didn't turn out the way I thought...I know you tried to tell me...but I had to do this for myself Dad....Anyway, I was wonderin' if you could get a few of your friends and see if you could change this around for me...my polls are way down and people are starting to turn against me...Dad, I need your help if there is anything you can do?"

"Sorry Son...This is one mess that I can't bail you out. You made your bed and now you're gonna have to sleep in it....Just listen to Dick...and don't do anything foolish...OK?"

[Skink]

1. You're either with me or against me dad.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

2. And son, I'll be playing golf with Bill today so don't call me

unless it's really important.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. You've provided a great oppotunity to revisit Pappy Bush's memo to Nixon:

[BrklynLiberal]

4. nice face for "the leader of the free world"...........sociopathic asshole

[bahrbearian]

5. Dick Chency was over heard saying,

"I don't know what you should do, your the President" as he backed out the door of the Oval Office.