political underwear

[Bluesplayer]

Remember Underoos? How about the same thing for adults, except with current political figures instead of cartoon heroes?

Camouflage Bush briefs or bicycle shorts
John Kerry boxer briefs - reversible, of course
Screaming Dean boxers - with pull string sound effects?
Bill Clinton bikini briefs (probably mesh)
Barbara Boxers for women (was that too obvious?)
Valerie Plame (sealed package - it's an undercover secret)
Rick Santorum union suit - ultra dense fabric that always pulls to the right
"Hey, Honey - if you're going to stop at Target, could you please pick me up some Harry Reids?" (boxer briefs - dull colors only)
Bill Frist - (with cats)- boxers
Dick Cheney sock garters (where else could you buy them?)
The Bush Twins - (you supply the joke) - 2 pack of thongs
Karl Rove briefs - only available in prison orange or black and white stripes

Any others?

[Wetzelbill]

1. Please somebody come up with a Joe Lieberman one :) nt