A conservative just wants to serve in the Army so bad

[BOSSHOG]

God, I'd love to serve in the Army and kill me some ragheads in Eye-rack but I got this big ole PIMPLE ON MY ASS (on my face too). And daddy's got OTHER PRIORITIES for me whatever that is, but I got to tend to his meth lab cause he's gotta go to jail for fuckin my lil sister. I didn't know that was e-legal. Does that mean I'm gonna be a grandfather? But don't you know, unlike them librul bastards I'm gonna support our troops, by god. And anyhow I hear you gotta be a high school gradu-ate to sign up so fuck my 22 year old pimply ass to tears, I can't be a uniform wearing patriot, but you all know I'll wave that flag till the troops come home. I figger if mr bush stays president I'll be waving that motherfucker for a long time.

Hey ma, sensuous up, get me a beer...

[Richardo]

1. Shame on you, plagiarizing a conservative board without attribution

:spank:

"sensuous up" :rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

2. Attri-What?

Please don't tell no one!

[Canuckistanian]

3. Them minoritees done took all the GOOD jobs already

So I'll jes' fight the war of idears...

[BOSSHOG]

5. You mean the Arena of Ideas

where ole rush goes everday to kick librul ass? You mean like its a good idea for libruls to go to Iraq and its a good idea that we don't? Damn straight I can kick some ass in that arena. Ole rush just makes my pecker hard. I mean hard for libruls. You know what I mean! And besides he'd a kicked some ass in Vet-nam if it weren't for his pimple.

[tabasco]

4. They should start handing out medals to each other ...

for bravely staying here in the US to fight the "culture war."

[Eagle_Eye]

6. You spelled god wrong.

It be spelt Gawd.