Are You An Extremist?
Thursday, August 25, 2005
By Bill O'Reilly
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166709,00.htmlSo are you an extremist? "Talking Points" has devised a short list of indicators:
• If you think Michael Moore reports accurately, you're an extremist.
• If you think the documentary "Outfoxed" tells the truth about this network, you're in the extreme zone.
• If you agree with Reverends Falwell and Robertson that gays and abortionists caused God to allow 9/11, you're an extremist.
• If you still think Terri Schiavo is aware of her surroundings, this extreme is for you.
• If you believe an open border is good for the USA, you have entered extreme territory.
• If you feel foreign terrorists have constitutional rights, and convicted child sex offenders should not serve long prison terms, say hello to the extremist label.
• If you agree that Allah is OK with slaughtering civilians, you're extreme.
• If you admire the philosophy of the Third Reich, you're there.
• And if you agree with everything President Bush has done, you're an extremist.
• And if you think everything he's done has been wrong, put a big 'E' on your forehead as well.
• And finally, if you applaud when Barbra Streisand talks geopolitics or when a right wing talk show host urges a nuclear strike on Iran, welcome to the wonderful world of extremism.