Chimp Doing his Texas Auctioneer "Thang" Laughing on CNN! Hawking

[KoKo]

his Medicare Cuts making jokes in his most "down home" accent...without mentioning Katrina. There's no a cloud in his sky!

He's now mentioning Katrina. But he could care less. He says thanks for "Mobilizing the Assets." :eyes: Now he's telling people what to do when the "storm passes." In the meantime "America will Pray." In the meantime I want to talk about "Immigration here in this State" (Arizona)

The anchors had to cover his butt by saying "the President has already mentioned releasing some of the strategic oil reserves in an earlier announcement." :eyes:

OMG! I can't believe this Asswhole...he never fails to give the "finger" to American people. If this disgusting performance didn't wake folks up to him...nothing will.

[shaniqua6392]

1. How come shrub is the only one in his family

with a southern accent??? What an ass. I hate hearing his voice. I usually HAVE to turn it off, I get so pissed off.

[emulatorloo]

6. as a native texan let me assure you his accent is BIZARRE

I have never heard a more Bizarre Mishmash of accented syllables w no relation to any actual accent.

[Sparkman]

11. just curious,is it really disingenuine, or maybe another regional dialect?

thanks for your expertise. Bluegrass is my reference, and I can't place his accent accurately.

[Stephanie]

13. He changes it daily

Watch him in DC - he completely drops it and speaks Connecticut.

[KoKo]

18. Yes he does...and when he get's worked up his fake "down home accent"

gets worse. Today it was the worst I've heard it. He was doing his "belly up to the Bar" thing where he's leaning over the lecturn and "talkin' to the Peeple." Cracking the same lame jokes about Laura being there and thanking people for putting up with his "Ennnteeroge" that he has to travel with.

He's looking really unhinged. I watched his speech last week to the National Guard which went on for over an hour with rambling on and on. The accent then was think but not as thick as today. And he's looking like he's wired both times...ready to flip out at any moment.

[Mad_Dem_X]

20. his "belly up to the bar" thing

I HATE that sooooooo much!!!!! Stand up straight, Idiot, you're *supposed* to be the President!

[Stephanie]

26. here's a photo >

Reuters - Mon Aug 29, 1:48 PM ET
U.S. President George W. Bush talks about Medicare prescription-drug benefits for senior citizens during a town hall-style meeting at a retirement community in El Mirage, Arizona August 29, 2005. Bush also briefly talked about Hurricane Katrina and the Iraqi constitution. REUTERS/Jeff Mitchell

http: //news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050829/ids_photos_ts/r1465598877.jpg

[npincus]

32. he looks REAL bad.. unhinged, i'd say

[Ilsa]

41. Looks sunburned. Hasn't his doc told him about melanoma?

Or is he simply falling asleep drunk in the sun?

[July]

34. I am hoping, hoping, hoping for that public breakdown.

When he's out there without a net, trying to remember his lines, and someone goads him just enough.

It's going to be spectacular if it happens. Cannot wait.

[midnight armadillo]

48. It wouldn't be broadcast

MSM would suddenly have 'technical difficulties' and they'd lose all video & audio feeds.

[Cosmocat]

39. Frankly ...

I would not rule out that he is back on the powder ...

[July]

33. When he spoke before the U.N., there was no trace of the accent.

I think he even said "rahther."

[mulsh]

16. I can place his accent

its the same accent as psycho wanna-be cops and third rate military re-enactors, the kind who can never join a group, use when shooting the shit.

edit- he picked up in TANG and his steel trap mind never let it go.

[Lars39]

30. That makes sense.

It's consistent with sociopathic behavior. They study people around them for cues on how to act/behave.

[emulatorloo]

28. no region of texas I have ever visited EOM

[tom_paine]

25. It's quite clear the accent, like the rest of him, is phony

Thanks for the linguistic confirmation of the obvious, though.

He is no more a Texan than he or Hitler were Christians.

[sistersofmercy]

49. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, By Golly!

Prolly the only book 'e ever did read.

[gratuitous]

2. Whew! I'm glad George is safe and in a sunny clime

Too bad so many of his constituents aren't, but I guess it sucks to be them. The Child King says, "Let them drink rainwater!"

[berni_mccoy]

3. "Mobilizing the Assets"

That says it all.

[emulatorloo]

8. into the pockets of his rich friends and donors

completes the thought

[Botany]

4. Saw it

:puke:

He is clueless ....... wait until the storm passes before going out.

BTW nice segway ....... Hurricane talking points then right to ......
n the meantime I want to talk about "Immigration here in this State"

there is no way he won the election fair & square ..... look @ the lady
behind him and to the left ..... "She knows"

[Lerkfish]

5. he did later on msnbc mention the disaster , BUT

his advice was for people to "prepare for the disaster"

knock, knock, hey GEORGE! its already here, dimwit.

[Stephanie]

7. He sounds like a televangelist

He's really hamming up the phony accent today.

Now watch this drive.

[KoKo]

31. Yeah...he did sound like Pat Robertson....waiting for the Armaggedon..as

long as it doesn't interfere with my Mansion in my Gated Community.

UGH..:puke:

[Sparkly]

9. I'm actually sorry I missed it -- sounds like it was a hoot! nt

[rw3204]

15. Rant

Folks,
I'm sure I'm in the minority on this one, but shrub did manage to call LA, MS a disaster area before the storm even hit. Yes, he has a fake accent. Yes, he spends too much time on vacation. Yes, he's the worst president ever. Yes, he's a major league a-hole. But occassionaly he gets something right. This time he did. I almost never agree with him, but constant negativity doesn't solve things, and, while it may fun to see him standing in the middle of a hurricane, it wouldn't help the people down there.

[newyawker99]

19. Hi rw3204!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[rw3204]

21. Thanks

Glad to be here!

[fudge stripe cookays]

22. Really?

I almost never agree with him, but constant negativity doesn't solve things, and, while it may fun to see him standing in the middle of a hurricane, it wouldn't help the people down there.

So what is your solution?

Any significance to the "rw" in your name? Just curious.
FSC

[July]

35. Welcome, but his doing one thing that he should do doesn't inspire awe.

He's so inept it's painfully embarrassing and, unfortunately, has awful real-world consequences. And LA would be in better shape without his dumbass decisions about FEMA and disaster mitigation money (cuts), not to mention sending NG troops to Iraq.

I think I see where you're coming from, but this master of low expectations doesn't get praise from me for doing his job right one time. We could use some real leadership.

[Skittles]

43. AW, THE PIECE OF SHIT HAD TO INTERRUPT HIS VACATION

TO MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS. WHAT GARBAGE.

[katinmn]

10. Is he referring to people of New Orleans as "assets?"

or something else?

[Botany]

12. but the assests are in place!

He seems just to blurt phrases that don't blend into a common thread of
thought or idea.

Clueless!

[FreedomAngel82]

14. I truly think he is a mad-man

I truly think so.

[cliss]

17. He is.

He is absolutely a madman. There is no question about it.

Remember his little skit, looking for WMD's. He looked under the desk, I think he pulled out a sofa cushion to see if there were any there.

Now just watch him do comedy stunts about hurricane Katrina. He'll have lots of fun with this one.

[KoKo]

24. He's sick in a really serious way. Can only speak to "friendly audiences"

talks like a drunk in a bar most of the time, repeats the same words over and over all about evil, terror, fear, kill, hate...on and on and on.

He didn't want the P-Resident job in the first place. But, he can't get out of it. That's gotta really unhinge someone with his lack of character and initiative.

[Village Idiot]

23. It's pretty telling...

when you look at the current Louisiana (Blue State) hurricane crisis and compare it with Florida's (red / battleground / my brother re-elected) crisis two months before the 2004 election...

Fucktards.

[katinmn]

27. Hey Texas DUers: How do you rate *'s fake accent?

A little overdone -- isn't it?

[KeepItReal]

40. There's a tape a friend of his released & he sounds about as Texan

as the Right Honorable Michael Dukakis.

The "friend" had wrote a book or something and had taped conversation with Bush & Co.

[katinmn]

51. Yep. I heard that when it came out, too

He is putting on a fake accent to appeal to people in red states. And it works!

[Ilsa]

42. Very fake. Very overdone. Insulting. eom

[katinmn]

52. I agree. He uses it to make himself sound like one of us

common people.
Asshat.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

29. C student, D governor, F president.

At his IQ level, he thinks the most intelligent response is a flip off.
We all know the type.

[July]

36. I'm going to remember that.

In fact, it would make a great bumpersticker.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

37. It's all yours...

Now you can't say I never gave you anything :)

[July]

45. Thanks!

I will give you credit whenever I can!

[KoKo]

38. Did any in the M$M cover Bush's great Flub Up of Non-Interest about

Katrina in the "nightly news roundup?"

[texpatriot2004]

44. Wanda Sykes said it best, "The "President" shouldn't laugh

like he just tied someone to the rail road tracks."

And he does...doesn't he?

[Nigel_Tufnel]

47. omigod -- that's exactly it!

i just realized that bush reminds me of the dog in "dastardly and muttley in their flying machines." even looks like him...

[texpatriot2004]

50. He does, doesn't he. It really does fit. That's how he laughs...at

very inappropriate times too.

[peekaloo]

46. Asswhole? I love that!

I am not playing spelling Nazi. I find that perfect for this jerk. Completely encompassed by ass!

:toast: