Where is Bush? Where is Cheney? Where is the National Guard?

[rrrevolution]

Bush is off selling privatized social security out west.
Cheney is in his underground bunker, operating the levers of power.
National Guard is in Iraq when they are needed at home.

[Canuckistanian]

1. Cheney? In his hidey-hole, as usual

The National Guard? Uh, currently unavailable.

Bush? Running scared from ... a grieving woman.

[texpatriot2004]

2. How manly is that? Georgie runs away from a woman. And

evil Dick, well, you know, he must have "other priorities" now just like he did in Viet Nam. CHICKENSHIT CHICKENHAWKS!

[RUMPLEMINTZ]

3. It appears

there are plenty of National Guard to help the victims of Katrina.

"In Louisiana, which took the brunt of Katrina, some 3,000 members of the 256th Combat Brigade are in Iraq, while 3,500 members of the Guard were deployed to help hurricane victims and another 3,000 were on standby.

In neighboring Mississippi, the Guard had 853 troops on hurricane duty - a small slice of the more than 7,000 Guard troops in the state's ground and air components. Some 3,000 National Guard troops from Mississippi are in Iraq, another 300 in Afghanistan."

http://web.herald-zeitung.com/wire.lasso?report=/dynamic/stories/K/KATRINA_NATIONAL_GUARD

[Bluerthanblue]

4. Ah, it's just a natural distaster- happening at home-

Bush said, he had 'assets' for everyone there-

i hope people are watching how our 'great' leader doesn't
except when it 'feels' good, or earns him money.

[TomInTib]

5. Duuude..they're on vacation, it's August, they're French!

Get over it already...it is hard work %*&'ing up the US of A...fellas (and Condi) need a break don't you know? Chill baby, we're back on the job in a couple of days...and nobody bombed us this time...hehehe..

[SunDrop23]

6. He's moving on with his life