Countdown to insanity: On whom will Robertson & Falwell blame Katrina?

[Julius Civitatus]

Poll question: Countdown to insanity: On whom will Robertson & Falwell blame Katrina?

Make your bets, 'cause you know it's coming! Some fundie nutjobs already blamed hurricane Katrina on the abortionists!!!

Still, the top bozos (Robertson, Falwell) will open their pustulent traps to tell us how their angry tiki god used Katrina to punish us for something or another. What will it be this time?

Here are some options. Feel free to add your own:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. Blame it on Sheehan. It's her fault

being unpatriotic as she is.

[MindPilot]

2. A San Diego radio freep already blamed Boubon St decadence

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=141x14377

[MindPilot]

3. self-delete -- accidental multiple post eom

[MindPilot]

4. self-delete -- accidental multiple post eom

[MindPilot]

5. self-delete -- accidental multiple post eom

[MindPilot]

6. self-delete -- accidental multiple post eom

[Julius Civitatus]

7. Certainly the gay angle has an edge here

[LostInAnomie]

8. Hopefully democraticunderground.com...

... It would be the best publicity this place ever had.

[blondeatlast]

12. Lurking HF interns, here's your chance to score big with the bosses!

It's easy too, we have gays, uppity women, uppity blacks, uppity gun owners, uppity non-gun-owners, DLC fans, DLC haters, Greens, anrcho-socialists, uppity Christians, uppity atheists, uppity cat lovers, avowed witches, AIDS patients, Kerry voters, Nader voters, lawyers; profound apologies to any anti-Falertson group I may have neglected to mention--we're a veritable Wal-Mart of a Falertson nightmare!

:bounce:

[eallen]

9. This form of poll really needs an "all of the above" option.

[Julius Civitatus]

10. Good point. Just updated the poll!

;-)

[napi21]

11. There's another post on DU that links to blame already!

I can't remember the link, but the Christian group said NO is being punished just before they were to have this big party of druken gays performing illicit sex acts in public!

Apparently there's some celebration scheduled in the next day or so...or at leat was!

I haven't heard any reason why MS and AL are being punished though!!!! Maybe, instead of being such historically RED states, they've got gays and abortions too!

[Julius Civitatus]

13. Guilty by association!!!

If Mississippi and Alabama had any decency, they would move themselves away from the land mass of gay Louisiana. :sarcasm:

Freeper nutzoid logic.

[onenote]

14. Clinton

Isn't it obvious?

onenote

[Julius Civitatus]

15. Of course!!!! THE CLENIS!

Beware of the power of the mighty, mighty CLENIS, for his member is the source of all evil in the universe!

:rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Secyoooooooooolar Humanists!

And the teaching of evolution!

[Cha]

17. Fuck those fundies and their

pitchforks!

[Azathoth]

18. They'll try to wrap all their enemies into one big package

like they did on 9/11.

It'll be the fault of the ACLU, People for the American Way, the feminists, the gays, the evolutionists, the Southern Poverty Law Center, Harry Potter, the Democrats, the supporters of Roe v Wade, the Muslims, the Catholics, Hollywood, and the people who won't allow churches to endorse political candidates without losing their tax exemption.

[katamaran]

19. I am SO praying that Pat will say something stupid

I am SO praying that Pat will say something stupid. His little empire in Virginia Beach will become "Brand New Orleans". My mom overheard him on TV at a friend's house and he was saying something like "devastation...what else can I say?" You KNOW his spin doctors are yanking his chain.

[kodi]

20. its those homos, blame it on those homos! and NAMBLA yeah, NAMBLA!

god hates homos and pederasts!

and oddly god have has no genitalia

<sarcasm>

please, in case you don't know already

[DemGirl7]

21. It's everyones fault!!!

Falwell & Robertson for sure will come up with some batshit crazy theory blaming every possible group they hate for Katrina, just like they do with every other disaster/calamity that happens. And everytime they blame someone, they seem to top themselves, which has made watching these nutcase fundies blame away, sort of a sport of sorts, which is guaranteed to make me laugh my ass off at their stupidity.

[Julius Civitatus]

22. Ding, ding, ding!!! --- WE GOT A WINNER!!!

And the winner is....

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!

Yes, the American Family Association, one of the LARGEST and most powerful groups of the radical right just said god sent Katrina to rid NOLA of sin, to stop Mardi Gras, to stop gambling, abortions, all sorts of sin, and of course those evil, evil gay homosexuals!

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/09/lead-religious-right-group-promotes.html

The Taliban should be proud of these fucking people!