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I wanted to claw at my TV screen this afternoon when I read the CNN crawl....BUSH HURRIED BACK FROM CRAWFORD. Made me want to drop to my knees and light a candle for this hero, except for one problem. I saw a video of him heading in the opposite direction of the hurricane. Believe me. It was him, clowning around with his new best friend John McCain, then making one of those blood-dripping speeches about takin` it to our enemies. I could tell it was him just by the wild hand motions....that chopping the air thing he does to convince the troop props that if it was a rifle instead of thin air he was moving, he`d clean out Iraq single-handedly.
Rove is back in town. I can tell because both CNN and MSNBC are using the same language. Bush`s plane dropped down to a certain altitude. Bush viewed the damage from the left side of his plane. Bush viewed the damage for about thirty five minutes. Even a split screen: people who didn`t heed the mandatory evacuation on the left, America`s Rescue King on the right. How touching.
Paul McHale, Assistant Secretary of Homeland Defense summed it all up with his, "We will proactively lean into the mission." You go, Paul....but poverty is afloat in this disaster. It`s everywhere. Maybe it`s a non-voting poverty that helped Bush decide whether to play or save the day of the hurricane. Maybe it`s a poverty so busy with itself that it was able to function without notice. A poverty blanketed by the shadows of casinos and uptown life. A macaroni poverty, two for a dollar, not exactly fresh from the White House chefs.
Luckily, the dome people do have something going for them. Survival skills. Stuffing three kids and a couple cousins into a small space is regular. Going without is normal. Making due is an art passed down. Imagine for a minute: Stick George Bush on the first floor of a dilapitated building. No cell phone. No car. No credit cards. No servants. No money. No heath care. No appointment secretary. No shoe shiner. How would he fare if the only oil he saw this time was that which was floating atop the water up around his chin?
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