Imelda Rice shoe spree. Anyone know the details?

[wakemewhenitsover]

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Here it is:

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/342712p-292600c.html

[applegrove]

2. She bought Ruby Red slippers. Then skipped along a road with

a coward, someone who was heartless, and some mindless puppet. They went to find a wizard and found out it was a little old man behind a curtain. Flying monkeys were scary. And witch Al Sharpton of the East and Cindy of the West had to be splayed. So they waited for a hurricane and houses fell on both. And they saw that that was good. So they got back on that road and skipped along some-more - refusing to call in the army - so more witches could be slayed by falling houses and all the little munchkins could watch live witch slaying on the TV. And then they could skip all day long.

[wakemewhenitsover]

5. Funny, and frighteningly apt.

[brentspeak]

3. Well, I hope she had simply a fabulous time shopping at Macy's & Sak's 5th

Man, I can't believe these are the people our country has to count upon.

[wakemewhenitsover]

7. When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.

[lildreamer316]

4. As a woman I am ashamed to be the same gender.

She is a disgrace.

[wakemewhenitsover]

6. Didn't she used to be black too?