Since tomorrow is the Feast of the DWI

[Somawas]

according to grytpype's excellent Temple of George W. Bush, I have composed a hymn to be sung for the holiday, and humby offer it up to the brethren and sistern assembled here. It should be sung to a tune by Aerosmith.

Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Call him up and tell Him what you want.

If you’re far right he’ll listen to you, Tell him what you want,
If you’re far right he’ll listen to you, Tell him what you want,
If you’re far right he’ll listen to you, Tell him what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

If you’re a “have” and want some more, Tell Him what you want,
If you’re a “have” and want some more, Tell Him what you want,
If you’re a “have” and want some more, Tell Him what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

If you don’t want to be taxed no more, Tell him what you want,
If you don’t want to be taxed no more, Tell him what you want,
If you don’t want to be taxed no more, Tell him what you want,
Tell him, tell him, tell him what you want.

Halliburton needs more dough, Tell Hm what you want,
Halliburton needs more dough, Tell Hm what you want,
Halliburton needs more dough, Tell Hm what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

If you want to trade your kid for oil, Tell him what you want,
If you want to trade your kid for oil, Tell him what you want,
If you want to trade your kid for oil, Tell him what you want,
Call him up and tell him what you want.

Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Dear Leader on the mainline, Tell Him what you want,
Call him up and tell Him what you want.