BREAKING NEWS: Pres Bush took a Shit....

[liberaliraqvet26]

BILOXI MISS- From the AP Wire... President George W Bush had no choice but to use a portable bathroom to have a bowel movement according to an internal White House source. It marks the first time he has used a latrine with no flushing mechanism in his life. After he went Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour asked if he needed any help wiping.


Why the hell do they cover every step this putz takes? Does anyone have any idea where the media is going. One second they are smaking him around, the next second he walks on water. Am I going crazy??

[opihimoimoi]

1. Did they keep the crowds away from the toxic odors??

[Wickerman]

2. Interesting report

but they surely forget his years of "youthful indescretions" when they say
"It marks the first time he has used a latrine with no flushing mechanism in his life."

I have no doubt that when he made those youthful visits to NOLA and enjoyed the City a little too much NO was his toilet.

Nice parody, nonetheless! :thumbsup:

[spinbaby]

3. It's the image-repair mechanism at work

Bush visits flood victims.

Bush looks concerned.

Bush invokes God.

Parade of former presidents.

View of military looking effective.

Poll says Americans not willing to blame Bush.

Bush makes statement.

Bodies? What bodies?

[caligirl]

4. party George* yellow foot George

In Alabama in his drunken days with the NG, Bush had fun with the side of a car and shorty.

[GeorgeBushytail]

5. For "took" read "is"

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[SledDriver]

6. Did anyone prostrate themselves in front of the porta-potty afterwards?

Did the porta-potty have the official seal of the pres on the side?
:hurts:

[peekaloo]

7. Haley Barbour reports it tastes like chicken.

[MojoXN]

8. "Am I going crazy??"

Possibly. As I've been drinking rather heavily the past few days, and am disconnected from the outside world save for the ol' DSL, I'm starting to wonder myself. I said that I was going to leave the U.S. if Bush 'won' in '04, but after seeing this, I want no part of the years to come for the U.S. of A. I'm gone in early January. I don't know how else to deal with this. After seeing what my government did and did not do, I don't want to be an American anymore.

MojoXN