this guy would make a great guest host for The Daily Show ... a few good writers and he'd be good to go ...
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http://www.watchingamerica.com/eluniversalvz000005.htmlVenezuelan President Hugo Chavez criticized his American counterpart George W. Bush and called him "the king of the vacations" for not having prepared a plan of evacuation for the areas affected by Hurricane Katrina.
"It was known for as many as four days that Hurricane Katrina was going to arrive, and that man (Bush), the king of the vacations, stayed on his ranch and said nothing except: It is necessary to flee, with no mention of how. That cowboy … the cowboy mentality," Chevez said during a live broadcast during a meeting with governors in Caracas. Chavez described it as "incredible that the greatest power in the world, with its airplanes, helicopters, methods of communication, and advanced scientific capabilities had no evacuation plan."
He stressed that the affected area "is one of the poorest communities in the U.S.A., the majority are black, are field workers or small producers."
Chavez said, "We feel the pain and are in solidarity with those affected by Katrina,” and he added that his government has made available to the United States emergency rescue workers. "We have prepared a battalion from our Humanitarian Brigade to go if they authorize us. If they give us the green light, we have the airplanes ready," pointed President Chavez.
The Chief of State suggested to Washington that it copy Cuba’s evacuation plans, where, he said, they mobilize 2 million people before every meteorological event, which is why there is "almost never any loss of human life."