SHOULD Dick Cheney go fuck himself?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: SHOULD Dick Cheney go fuck himself?

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Many, many times. And very hard.

[tsuki]

5. In his brand new mansion paid by Halliburton.

[BlueEyedSon]

9. Nah. In Jail.

[BlueIris]

23. Normally, I don't fantasize about people being in prison...

but I'll make an exception for him.

[IndyOp]

2. There is only one option for this poll - Other?

Perhaps you should edit?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. No, it's a "How can you even ask the QUESTION" poll...

...and "other" is only there for cowardly lurking freepers.

I think that all TRUE DUers agree that Mr. Cheney should do this AS...SOON...AS...POSSIBLE.

:evilgrin:

[IndyOp]

15. Oh, sorry...

See, I was expecting interesting possible answers such as -

"No need, Jeff Gannon is already taking care of that."

"He can't right now, he is too busy f***ing us."

:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

19. It's sort of a Zen poll...

...you know, the old:

"Have you eaten your breakfast?"

"Yes."

"Then go clean your bowl"

kind of poll.

Zen enthusiasts will understand what I just said. Everyone else will simply think I'm drugged.

:evilgrin:

[kweerwolf]

21. That's so profound I just experienced a paradigm shift without a clutch!

But what I really want to know is if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make the sound of one hand clapping?

:shrug:

[Autonomy]

22. Q: What sound do eyes make upon opening?

A: The deepest river is the most quiet.

[renie408]

3. Well, he's already fucked the rest of the country..

I guess he's the only person he has left.

[Iris]

4. yeah - because no one else will.

[Bluesplayer]

27. I'm tempted to say

he should go fuck himself with Ann Coulter's dick.

(The guy who said it to him yesterday is my new hero.)

[deadparrot]

6. Can he procreate that way?

If so, then...:scared:

[blossomstar]

8. Absolutely, without a doubt, positively, eternally.

[confludemocrat]

10. Any rare time the bastard shows in public he should get "go fuck yourself"

Seriously, wouldn't you just love to see that? Where will the fucker be touring tomorrow? Can anyone be there to give him his signature "pleasantry"?

[blue neen]

11. Yes, but wouldn't that be sex outside of marriage?

According to Rick (The Worst) Santorum, that is not allowed!

Maybe he would make an exception in this case, because technically speaking it would be man on dog!

[napi21]

12. Well yea, but when he said that to Sen. Lehey, the main street media

wouldn't repeat exactly what he said. They simply said he asked Sen. Lehey to do something that was anatomicaly impossible! I actually thought that was a great way to describe Cheney's breach of conduct on the floor of the Senate!

Although it's impossible, I's sure like to see him try!

[Burning Water]

13. NO! Absolutely NOT!!!

Let's do it for him. heh, heh, heh.

[IndyOp]

17. Welcome to DU BW -

:hi:

[Burning Water]

28. Thanks,

I'm going to enjoy being here

[YOY]

14. It is not a question of 'should he go fuck himself'...

but a question of 'with what should he fuck himself.'

I'm leaning towards chainsaw.

[RaleighNCDUer]

16. Hey, be nice to the guy. He's a beloved figure in the south.

That's why * sent him there, according to some fuck from the NY Daily News that I heard on PBS tonight. I was driving home and nearly ran off the road when I heard that bit.

In five years I've heard Cheney called many things by people of all persuasions, but I never before heard him called 'beloved'.

[renie408]

20. WTF?? I heard that, too...

I am from the South. I have lived here all my life. I have never heard ANYBODY say they even LIKE Cheney. And practically everybody I know is a Republican. None of them ever talk about Cheney or Rove. It's like they are the booger on the White House's cheek. Everybody knows its there, but nobody wants to talk about it.

Cheney is from fucking WYOMING. We don't like anybody who isn't from here. You are all damn yankees as far as we are concerned.

[El Supremo]

18. I don't know....

Has he ever lived in Nantucket?

[ladylibertee]

24. He might give himself a heart attack......

After all, he has a bad heart literally and figuratively.:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

25. But wouldn't that be a GOOD thing?

Hey, as Woody Allen would say...at least it would be sex with somebody he loves.

[win_in_06]

26. I chose "other"

I say let him walk around in Louisiana alone and have a "Deliverance" experience.

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Can't happen - It would take 500 pounds of Viagra to stiffen him up enough

[LostInAnomie]

30. He should go fuck a hornet's nest.

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