George W. Bush is being interviewed by a group of reporters while

[frankly_fedup2]

he was visiting Mississippi. His agents and aids are unable to assure that all the people in the distance are supporters, so they try to keep the people back so the reporters can ask their question. Bush is starting to get aggravated because the questions are getting harder and he is having to try to use some gray matter.

There is a lull in the questioning and in the distance a man yells, "GO F*** YOURSELF MR. BUSH." Before it registers to Bush what was said to him, the man said it again, "GO FUCK YOURSELF." Bush turns and . . .

What do you think Dubya would do in the same situation as Cheney.

[global1]

1. Maybe Actually Doing It To Himself...... n/t

[Brightmore]

2. Smirk and then laugh

Then get his secret service guys to whack the guy.

[renie408]

3. Honestly?

I hate to say it, but he would probably handle it pretty well. He really isn't a bad people-person, that's why they got him to front for them.

Just a bad President.

[frankly_fedup2]

5. I figure it wouldn't even get out, the man would have been executed

on the spot, and the story would be that the man had tried to hurt Bush. Well, maybe not that far, but if he could, he would.

[senseandsensibility]

7. Sorry, I don't think he would handle it well

at all. I don't think he can think on his feet or react verbally . He is tongue-tied and stupid, and regardless of the media's constant propaganda that he is "charming", he never says or does anything charming. I have never heard him issue a clever comeback, or even one that made sense.

[alphafemale]

4. Bush turns and yells "I've already fu--ed you up the ASS you sorry slob!

[bee]

6. no question... he'd have done this:

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. Start throwing poop at the crowd.

Isn't that how chimps usually react when hostile?