RNC: Come Join Us in a Fundraiser for Katrina's Victims!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Where: The Ritz Carlton Hotel
When: To be Announced

Come help the victims of Katrina, the Republican Party, as we raise funds to cover the costs of damage to our party by the recent hurricanes in the Gulf Coast.

Tom Delay and the Republican Party invite you to a $2,000 fundraiser for the 2006 congressional elections.
Dinner will include pate, sorbet, mesclin greens with port balsamic sauce, and tournedos of beef with foie gras all accompanied by Perrier Jouet champagne

Listen to our guest speakers as they detail the damages they have incurred as a result of this devastating catastrophe. Guests will include:
Dennis Hastert
Barbara Bush
Dick Cheney
and a special live sattelite broadcast by President George Bush


(note: the preceding was satire)

[meppie-meppie not]

1. now I have to go and vomit.......

[CrackpotAmerica]

2. Is it a joke, or a prediction?

Pretty soon all of those shaky GOP leaders in the House are going to be holding such events..

Here's a Marquee for the events:

"Join Us In Blaming the Victims"

Nominated for cullinary knowledge!

Now make me a roux on the fly and 86 the salmon!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I'll have to scrounge around for some poop-scoop bags that the dog

walkers use on the beaches in my area.

I'll ship them free.

[Inland]

4. WH mobilizing to save itself. nt

[lateo]

5. Hilarious.

[nookiemonster]

6. "as we raise funds to cover the costs of damage to our party"

What a fucking pathetic bunch. It's all image to them.

On the other hand, their desperation gives me hope.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. kick

[ulysses]

8. LOL!

:D

[progmom]

9. see..what's funny is..

this isn't any more ludicrous than some of the shit that they really have pulled in the last 2 weeks. x(

the first five people i told about halliburton getting the contract to rebuild seriously thought i was joking.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. I think a couple posters took it serious