BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED.....

[Melissa G]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1212
Winner of the First-ever National Press Club Award for Humor

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED
Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones
Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.”

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“She will be much more comfortable in this new location, surrounded by armed guards on a 24-hour basis, than she was at her compound in Kennebunkport,” said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. “This is working very well for her.”

Responding to a reporter who questioned whether Mrs. Bush would be happy being uprooted from her estate, Mr. McClellan said, “She was overprivileged anyway.”

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“This was an emergency situation,” said Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del). “They should have relocated her the minute she opened her piehole,”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1212

[burrowowl]

1. I think they

should relocate her in the NOLA sewage system, along with Bu$hCo and Poppy!

[notadmblnd]

5. I still think they should hand her a bucket of bleach water

and a toothbrush and make her mouthy ass scrub every inch of the silverdome on her hands and knees.

[burrowowl]

17. Yes, I think that is an EXCELLENT idea!

Someone in our class put cellophane on a toilet in the faculty room, a memeber had to do #2 and since noone said who did it, the whole class had to clean the school using toothbrushes. I would add Bu$h I to help Barbara!

[Zynx]

2. lol

[orpupilofnature57]

3. Get back on the one dollar bill, where you belong!

[nookiemonster]

13. LOL

or the Quaker Oats Box.

[whistle]

4. Moved her closer to her valium supply and gin

[RallyInDC]

6. did they put her away in some undisclosed location too?

or was this all a joke by the white house.

[Melissa G]

7. Funny how we don't see Babs and Pickles acting as one of those

'Thousand points of Light' Poppy was so fond of extolling..They like to occasionally talk the talk BUT actually Walk it.. Not the Shrub family.. They can't even fake it well...

edit punctuation..

[NYC]

8. A thousand points of blight.

That must be what he meant.

[Melissa G]

9. LOL!!! That's it.. I understand now....we misremebered it! LOL! n/t

[blondeatlast]

14. HAH!

:rofl:

[calimary]

19. VERY good!

That's pretty funny! ROFL!!!

[countmyvote4real]

10. I'm guessing it's that bay off Greenland where they reintroduced

the former circus performer that later headlined as the whale from "Free Willey." I can only hope that she will be able gather food for herself rather than relying on the aid of servants. Still, I am sure that she will be enriched by reading. I hope she gets to read this.

[RushIsRot]

11. Maybe no one will remember the new location...

I can only hope.

[Melissa G]

12. Now there's a thought. ...Misplaced Babs...

She was here a minute ago.... maybe she accidentally got on the bus with the refugees to Utah? :shrug:

[mrcheerful]

15. Well since 2004.......................

I decided that I'm no longer an america when asked. I'm Swiss, I do not want to be known or associated with the republicans or their followers the sheepicans.

[cliss]

16. Now this is an interesting bit of news.....

Hm, this article says that the Old Lady has been silenced. I'm guessing that the White House dragged her into this mess, desperately hoping the Old Hag would rescue their asses (Barbara supposedly has some "political capital") that they could spend right about now.

So what does she do? She goes and blows it, the idiot. Makes some snide Marie Antionette remark, and Bush falls further in the toilet.

What's a son to do? Shut her up, that's what.

This is truly FUNNY. I love it. This means that they've decided she's a liability, a loose cannon, and she's liable to say anything.....like

"My Son is an idiot"

[Melissa G]

18. Her Son IS an IDIOT!! I hope the MSM notices on Thursday

and reams him after what is likely to be a sorry excuse for an apology speech...

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

20. Throw Baba from the train. nt.

[LiviaOlivia]

21. kick

[spuddonna]

22. They relocated the Silver Douche-bag, eh? (props to George Carlin)

I'm sure it was for safety reasons... They had to secure her personal property...