Poor Dubya. From throne to booster seat.

[democrank]

Dubya has been taken down a peg or two by foolishly starring in his own documentary while many of his handlers were vacationing. Let that little fella out on his own for a few minutes and the entire world gets a firsthand look at a fourteen year old dressed up in a president suit... licking frosting off his fingers, strumming a too-big guitar. It`s not like we weren`t warned. Bush did say once that his favorite song was "Wake Up Little Susie", so maybe that explains the pretend musician skit.

Bush seems so small lately, almost like Ant Man. Zip, zip, zipping around from one chore to the next, helicopter to aircraft carrier to the back of a truck. No golf carts, no mountain bikes, just the hard core stuff. Like a little guy pretending with a new Lego set. When I grow up I wanna....

It`s Bush`s blank look that I`m enjoying so much lately. He`s in such a bind. To fend off accusations that he`s detached he has to mingle. When he mingles he gets asked questions. When he gets questioned, he`s clueless. Great entertainment. Rolled up sleeves but no cue cards. Makes him look like a feckless fraud.

Next time he makes one of his "killin` killers" speeches, he`ll be making it from a booster seat.

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. He was doing "work" today, that's why he didn't know the

answers to any questions. He was doing "work".

[jean]

6. he said, "I was on-the-moove."

[katinmn]

2. Reminds me of this mopaul classic!

[TomInTib]

3. stick a paper hat on his head, shove a kiddie cheeseburger or

two in his yawp, and give us a break!

[Holly_Hobby]

4. BRRRRRRRNNNNNNNG

"Hello?"

"Mr. President...it's the Clue phone. It's for you."

[Lilsarah]

5. wouldn't you love to hear

a reporter ask - "Mr. President, do you know your ass from a hole in the ground?"

[Divernan]

7. Perhaps throne to potty seat? Those falling poll numbers

could induce a stress-related symptom known I am too polite to spell out.