Remember when Eliz II and her family were all over when England

[TomInTib]

was under attack in WWII? Wonder what the Bush twins are up to these days? Doling out clothes and MREs, or holed up in a club somewhere...

Conspicuously absent. Surely they cannot say anything worse than 'Bar, Pickles and *"

Par-tay, baby!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. Twins undoubtedly drunk and out of it, again.

[GregW]

2. Andrew was a chopper pilot during the Faulklands war ...

Jenna meanwhile checks to see if it really is true to remove a pool ball from your mouth.

[TomInTib]

5. Piloting a chopper is one thing...you just try to pilot a bar-stool

after a few cosmos, buck-o...easier said than done!

[krkaufman]

3. Twins are too depressed to get out of bed....

... with the loss of Bourbon Street.

[TomInTib]

8. LOL. Thanks.

[NNadir]

4. Asking Grandma if those people in Houston really smell as bad as they say.

[catnhatnh]

6. Sorry,I refuse to indict...

the Bushettes are just 2 more clueless bimbettes..they were there in the 70's...clueless "juicyfruit" whose daddies were closely wired into the IBM/Dupont/General Dynamics war machine...they shimmy and shake just like the clueless daughters of lesser birth...With Dad claiming "adulthood" after 40 it would be ridiculous to apply a higher standard to a pair of advantaged nymphettes....Back then I recognized and tried to bed them...now I merely pity them...

[TomInTib]

7. Remember Kerry's daughters and step-sons...? Can you imagine

Teresa raising (and donating) funds for Katrina? Kerry and clan could have united us in this without *'ing it up from the get-go.

[applegrove]

9. Showing off the Bust of Churchill in Daddy's office to fawning friends

no doubt.

See - they are closer than you think.