What if George has to make a peepee during his speech tonight?

[DarienComp]

That is all.

[Arkana]

1. That'll be amusing.

Hopping from foot to foot behind the podium will make it difficult for JimmyJeff to "service" him while everything goes on.

[DarienComp]

3. i'd love to see if he wets 'em ;-)

cheney: "Why didn't you go before the damn speech?!"

bush: "I didn't have to go then!"

[Jack from Charlotte]

15. He just needs to hold up the appropriate finger (1 or 2) and get Condi....

or Laura's permission. They'll excuse him if he doesn't abuse his bathroom privilege.

[atommom]

16. Damn. I was misinterpreting his finger gestures the whole time!

:crazy:

[rzemanfl]

2. There will be a bucket under the podium and if he has to shit, the

whole city stinks to high heaven anyway, no one will notice.

[Cyrano]

6. It wouldn't even be noticed. He craps on the constitution every time he

opens his mouth.

[ClusterFreak]

4. God forbid he has to go number two!!

Well, if he does....he'll probably just wipe his ass with the Constitution.

[noahmijo]

5. What time does it come on

I need a good laugh....and a good cry

[hardrainfallin]

7. Sure wouldn't mind watching him stand in his own piss on nat'l

TV.

How's it feel, fuckwad?

[LSparkle]

8. Let him know what poor people of N.O. went through

He wouldn't know what to do without Babs or Pickles or Condi to wipe his ass for him ...

[category5]

9. Secret Service will attached a long tube from George's pants to

the nearest rest room.

[sickinohio]

10. Ummmm - Condi

will be under the podium holding it for him???

:shrug:

[npincus]

13. No- she's the First Wiper

[npincus]

14. maybe he'll raise his hand and ask Cheney for a Bathroom Pass

[adigal]

17. No, silly, Condi will squeeze it really hard for him

to keep him from going!! LOL - you all crack me up!!

[nine23]

11. Depends.

"DEPENDS". GET IT? I SO FUNNY...

[Chicago1]

12. All of you are HYSTERICAL

I was on the floor crying laughing. Especially the Constitution comments.


THE REVOLUTION CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH.

[Robertwf]

18. Just tell him to button it