Does Bush favor Roe v. Wade?

[Polemicist]

He really doesn't care how people leave New Orleans. :dilemma:

[NNadir]

1. OK, now this joke's getting old, except for people who haven't seen it.

;-)

[Yupster]

5. Here's a new one I got in my e-mail today though

Not political, but my wife and I both LOL.

A guy was shopping when he saw a beautiful redhead. He just couldn't take his eyes off her and finally had to ask...

"I feel like I know you," he said.

"You should. You are the father of one of my children after all."

The man thought back to the one time he was unfaithful to his wife and felt faint.

"My god, you're the stripper at my friend's bachelor party. We had sex on the pool table while all my friends cheered us on, and the other stripper whipped my butt with a stalk of celery and pushed a carrot up my butt."

"Oh dear no," said the woman, "I'm your daughter's third grade teacher."

[MnFats]

2. ancient. fossilized. calcified. but still kinda funny. n/t

[Polemicist]

3. Sorry, I'm less than avant-garde...

And first saw this joke today.

I just thought it sums up Bush's absurdly incorrect and wrong priorities as well as anything I have ever read and much more succinctly.

Bush only cares about his follower's "social issues" like abortion and cares nothing about the living suffering poor in New Orleans.

Simple humorous statements like this can be devastatingly strong ones.

[MnFats]

4. Sorry, I was just goofin' with ya. You're new, too! I'm VERY sorry.

Welcome to DU. Don't let my snotty posts drive you away....