Dear God, Please fuck with Chimpy's TelePrompter tonight

[npincus]

please... please.

Or how about a "where's page 10?" moment.

[brainshrub]

1. Please God, let Bush lose all control of his bowels.

[deminks]

2. Amen. nt

[OneGrassRoot]

3. OMG, that would be friggin hilarious!!!! Yes, please, please...... n/t

[JuniperLea]

4. Please God

Just one little lightening bolt! Just one!

[npincus]

5. I'm laughin'!!!

[JuniperLea]

10. I figure a lightening bolt would satisfy those asking for bowel loss too

I figure there would be hair standing on end, chimpy screams, smoke (without the usual mirrors) and the grand finale would be loss of bowels just before he hits the ground and Condi gives him mouth to mouth:)

[samdogmom]

6. I'm not religious, but whatever...Just come through ONCE, okay? n/t

[despairing optimist]

7. May an errant chameleon scamper up his pant leg . . .

and make him look like an extra in an Usher video.

[Lars39]

8. I'm hoping for an "Anchorman" moment myself.

:D

[librechik]

9. let's have a prayer circle

and may that thing on his eyebrow burst and start dripping stuff onto his nose.

[npincus]

13. can't... stop... laughing

[mike_c]

11. teleprompter my ass-- I want to see his defibrillator short out...

...and fry his sorry ass on national TV. "And we must never forget the lessons of 9/11, that it's hard work, but we won't be fooled ag-- er-- zzzzaaap!" Just like a bug-lite.

[charlyvi]

12. Terra, Terra, Terraaaahhhh........plunk. n/t

[cwydro]

14. rotfl

thank you all for a good laugh...yes, even a little whiz down the pant leg and the look on his face when he realizes it...but Condi will probably take him to the little boy's room before the speech..

[faithnotgreed]

17. hey - welcome to the fun that is du

were glad youre here

dont throw too much at the tv tonight ok

[cwydro]

18. Thanks faith!

Oh god, here it comes...I have hidden any heavy objects from myself..

[populistdriven]

15. If I ever believed in a GOD, send a swarm of chimp-dung-loving flies

[dflprincess]

16. I've been praying that he has a complete meltdown tonight

sort of like Nixon did the day after he resigned...only worse.

[DoYouEverWonder]

19. Dear gawd

please let the electric short out his mike or a Jackson Square bum come and throw up on his feet...

[FrenchieCat]

20. Bush's head looks real big.....

and he sounds more insincere than usual...if that's possible!